So, I took a nap this afternoon and dreamt I was the illegitimate daughter of George W. Bush.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

And apparently everyone knew about it. I was openly accepted by the family and my mom was even invited to functions along with me. It was surreal. Yeah. I woke up with a nasty taste in my mouth.
Duckie

[Left Is Write]

1. Ew.

[sakabatou]

2. Double ew

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You poor, poor thing.

:hug:

Icky.

You made need therapy after that.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. I know.

I had to hug and kiss Barbara, and all the while I was thinking, this is the nastiest woman in the world, and she's my grandmother? And I love her? What the fuck?
I just remember being very confused by the whole thing. I was just really excited when I woke up and it wasn't real.
Duckie

[NewEnglandGirl]

5. I might just

die in my sleep if I had that dream !! :scared:

[Danger Mouse]

6. I've had dreams of being attacked by the undead corpse of my beloved childhood pet...

but that doesn't compare to the terror you must've gone through. :(

[Robeson]

7. Good lord, that's a life changing event...

...:scared: