OK, I have a question about naked men...(and anyone can answer!)

[WillParkinson]

Ever notice that when you watch TV and a guy and girl are in bed together, after having spent a passionate night, the girl gets up and she has to cover herself with covers because she's wearing nothing. Yet when the guy gets out of bed he always has on underwear.

Who in their right mind worries about putting on underwear AFTER they've done what they've done?

[Orsino]

1. That's just America's prudish double standard.

Ain't gonna change.

[skygazer]

2. Actually the girl usually wears a nightie of some sort

That always cracked me up too.

[MorningGlow]

5. Nah

The girl always drags the top sheet off the bed and holds it up in front of her, as if she's suddenly modest about the guy seeing her naked.

Feh. Who the hell pulls the sheet off the bed, anyway? Damn, I spend way too much time putting sheets ON a bed (yeah, I go from side to side till they're even and tucked)--ain't no way I'm going to drag those sheets around!

[QueenOfCalifornia]

3. Are you telling me

that mens underpants COME OFF!!!!1111???

[WillParkinson]

4. To be honest...

I've almost always found it works better that way.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

6. I try not to look

:D

I thought that's what that fly in the front of the thunderpants is for. :rofl:

[CreekDog]

7. people on camera

:rofl:

[HEyHEY]

8. Actually I can say I've done that exact situation

Underwear on as a safety precaution if she isn't on the pill. When you go to sleep you don't want anything leaking into places that could get both of you in trouble.
And, some girls just aren't comfy walking around naked in front of people, even after you've invaded them.

[QueenOfCalifornia]

9. leaking into places?

What do you have down there? I mean... it just is soooo big it leaks into places? :wtf:

[HEyHEY]

10. Well, I don't want to get TOO much into the details

But, if you're both spooning or something and you've just blown your wad there could still be fluids about.

[RadiationTherapy]

11. Spooning? Is that what we call hastily gathering our clothes and rattling excuses? nt

[HEyHEY]

15. Who have you and JVS been talking too!?

[RadiationTherapy]

16. Well, it's just anyone who is still single at your age is probably doing something wrong.

You have to make them feel UNwanted; then they will want you more. It's the basic "asshole gets the girl" philosophy.

[HEyHEY]

18. At the same time, some would argue I'm doing something right.

[RadiationTherapy]

23. I, obviously, would have no idea. I was just goofing.

Motives and methods are all so fluid.

[HEyHEY]

26. AGAIN with fluids... this is a sticky and gross thread

[JVS]

13. I thought you just sent her off for some beer and smokes and then locked the door and went to sleep

[Zuiderelle]

22. "there could still be fluids about" ... gaaaaah.

[emilyg]

39. My old garden hose leaks

Sorry to hear you do, too.

[JVS]

12. We have have a fly in our underwear that lets us only take them off for defecation

[Carnea]

14. With an R rating Tits are free penis not so much...

I honestly have no idea either and yes it looks silly.... but honestly if they don't have the man take a nap afterward it is already in the realm of science fiction.

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[krispos42]

19. They are both topless

But American cannot handle the nude boobies.




On a related topic, ever notice the Utah-shaped sheets they use? One ones that go from a a woman neck to her feet on her side of the bed, but only from a man's waist down to his feet on his side.


I've never seen those in the stores, look though I may...

[unpossibles]

20. because the average man is afraid of the penis

especially peni (penes?) belonging to other men. They are afraid it might make them gay sometimes I guess. If you don't believe me, go into a bathroom and try to show a penis to a man, or ask to see his.

[Forkboy]

21. To avoid post-coitus dribble.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

29. Post Penal Drip

Is a possible side effect of passionate acts.

[Forkboy]

33. Possible? Nay, probable.

:)

[WillParkinson]

37. Yes, honey, I'm done...

Let me put on some drawers so we can spoon.

[Chan790]

24. I might be strange.

I always put my underwear back on.

[mnhtnbb]

25. It's all about the contracts for the actors. Example--Sex in the City

Sarah Jessica Parker had it written in her contract that she could not be filmed nude. She always
had on something in bed or coming out of bed.

Kim Cattrall on the other hand obviously had no such clause in her contract.

Some of the male actors probably are just as concerned that they not be shown nude.

[sniffa]

27. Why stain your sheets

You wash your underwear more often.

[DarkTirade]

28. The underwear never comes off.

It's TV. That's just how it works. :P

[sniffa]

30. The flap's there for a reason

[DarkTirade]

32. Not on American TV it ain't.

:P

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. Lucy and Ricky used to have separate beds. They never touched each other.

Little Ricky was brought by a stork.

[LaurenG]

34. It's an abomination!

men are always naked, except for the ones who are in such a hurry they leave on their socks (and other things around their ankles). :rofl: oh and ibtl

[TrogL]

35. It takes care of leakage

Girls put down a towel

[triguy46]

36. What they don't show you are his SOCKS!

The most erotic of love stimuli.

[Inchworm]

38. TV.. is...

not...

real...

:rofl:

:hi:

[NV Whino]

40. Well, it's AMERICAN TV.

That sort of thing doesn't happen in Urp.