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1gobluedem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 02:30 PM
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I just broke the law
I cut the tag off a pillow. I'm expecting to be hauled off in cuffs at any moment.
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-17-08 03:02 PM
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1. pull the shades. quietly. really, really quietly.
just stay below any windowsills for a day or two and you should be good. That's what I always do.

:hi:
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ldr65 Donating Member (83 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 08:40 AM
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2. You're such a Rebel.
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 08:59 AM
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3. I don't have money to post bail
but I'll call occasionally...

Your poor new niece or nephew-to-be. "I never knew my aunt. She was in jail for cutting a tag off a pillow..."
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 11:46 AM
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4. Damnit, now as a good citizen I'm gonna have to report you.
You shouldn't have told us!
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 11:58 AM
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5. if you're a pillow retailer
you just might be... we'll be watching you.
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Ptah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 11:58 AM
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6. I see your future
I fought the law

(A') Breakin' rocks in the ... hot sun
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I needed money, 'cause I ... had none
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
I Fought the Law and the ... law won
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Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-22-08 12:05 PM
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7. Sew it back on and all will be forgiven!
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