Police Rescue Bondage Fetishist From Bondage Chains

[matcom]

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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bondage fetishist got so chained up he had to call police to remove his cuffs after he was reduced to waddling around helplessly like a "penguin," authorities said Thursday.

Officers sent to his rescue in the Western city of Aachen told him he should use a specialized establishment rather than practice at home.

Police received no answer from the house until the man appeared at a window and flung out the door keys with his teeth.

On entering, they were confronted by the sight of a heavily-chained man shuffling toward them on his knees with his head bowed, dressed only in shiny black leather and white socks.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=573&e=2&u=/nm/20040220/od_nm/odd_germany_bondage_dc

[GOPisEvil]

1. Pay a dominatrix like everyone else dude.

:P

[matcom]

2. and you have had good experiences?

:D

[GOPisEvil]

4. If you want a professional job, hire a professional.

:D

[Ganja Ninja]

9. That's what Bill Bennett would do.

Maybe he can recommend someone.

[underpants]

3. Great quote and a great line

"To visualize the appearance of the afflicted party, one would have to imagine a penguin of waist-height waddling with slightly protruding wings," Aachen police said in a statement.


Police released the man using their own handcuff keys. It was not clear how the man became ensnared.

[matcom]

6. best line of the week

IMHO

i'm going to use "Waddling Penguine" every chance i get today :D

[Kellanved]

5. well, Carnival started yesterday

I moved to Prussia to esacpe it; I guess carnivalphobics in west Germany have to take extreme steps to avoid it.


Ahh, the horror: German Carnival music - yuck
http://www.express.de/XP/xpbild/7181941572_L,0.jpg

Edit: fixed links

[YellowRubberDuckie]

7. This actually makes me feel bad for the poor guy...

Can you imagine how embarrassed this guy is? This is now going out across the world. The poor guy has lost his dignity. "On entering, they were confronted by the sight of a heavily-chained man shuffling toward them on his knees with his head bowed, dressed only in shiny black leather and white socks. " That is just way too sad.
Duckie

[sangh0]

8. "shiny black leather and white socks"????

White socks with black leather. How gauche!