I've got kebab-induced gut rot, ask me anything

[insanity]

I had the filthiest of kebabs last night and now my body has had a war declared on it by whatever part of the animal I ate. It's now six in the morning and I have work soon but am currently miserable.

For those of you who don't know, a kebab is kind of like a gyro only Turkish. Basically what I had was a pita bread full of salad, questionable meat, and french fries (they call them chips) covered with garlic sauce.

As a matter of principle I refuse to eat kebab sober, so maybe the combination of beer and Turkish takeaway is not the best idea for a healthy intestine.

[harmonicon]

1. it happens to me probably at least once a week

you just have to curse yourself until you do it again. Wouldn't you say that Gyro is a kebab? In my mind it is, along with shawarma, donner, etc.

I guess my question would be... how was the garlic sauce? I think the best ever is at Zanku Chicken in LA, but the best overall kebab is still Taza, in London. I am a connoisseur of this kebab-induced gut rot, the world over.