Letterman's top ten tonight had a couple great ones

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Signs Bush is considering dumping Cheney

#5 White house Interns no longer required to know CPR.

#4 The CIA says they have reliable information Cheney won't be dumped.

Edit to add the rest of the list

#10 Cheney's desk has been replaced by pResident's new air hockey table.

#9 There's a listing on Monster.com for a vice-president position in a
large North American government.

#8 Cheney's so depressed he's only eating 12 KFC drumsticks a day.

#7 There is a " For Rent " sign on the Front lawn of the undisclosed location.

#6 When Cheney says " We're gonna win in November" Bush snarls " What with the ' WE ' crap".

#3 Bush asked Trump if he could come to Washington and fire Cheney.

#2 Yesterday a tearful cheney sang " I will survive " on the whitehouse lawn.

#1 Bush called Daddy looking for Quale's number