I just came through an episode where I prayed for death

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

It's a bodily function thread, which I know isn't allowed, but I just had a traumatic experience for about 2 hours and literally prayed for death! I'm all better now, thanks to Mr. DTBK.

Thank you for your attention.

[DS1]

1. Wasn't the Death By Chocolate you were looking for, eh?

/sorry

Glad you're all back

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. You are terribly, terribly close

Thank you for your wishes!

[AlCzervik]

3. did you have some intestinal distress?

sharts?

Are you ok now?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

4. The opposite

I am okay now. I can't say more, but you're on the right track!

[sammythecat]

6. Right track, wrong direction?

We're all investigative journalists here you know. If this thread continues it's going to be Woodward and Bernstein all the way to the bottom.

[Bullwinkle925]

5. holey-moley abalone.

glad you're feeling better!!

[I Have A Dream]

7. I'm glad that you're OK now.

Sorry that you had to suffer so much. :(

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

10. Thank you

It was really quite frightening.

[Madrone]

8. I *think* I know what you are talking about ...

And if so...omg. I am SO sorry. Wanting, NEEDING to and not being able to is totally the worst thing EVER. My sympathies!

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. Thank you!

I felt like an idiot for crying, but I was DESPERATE!

[DS1]

9. Oh, the technicolor yawn!

Calling God on the big white phone!

[Haole Girl]

12. So...

Everything came out okay, so-to-speak? :shrug:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

13. Larger than life

Okay now, but I had to take things very easy at the gym!