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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 10:07 PM
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I have a zipper problem.
Is it half open or half closed? Do optimists and pessimists see it differently?

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 10:08 PM
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1. hmmm that's a BIG OLE zipper
be careful :evilgrin:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 10:09 PM
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2. I don't know, but it looks like the zipper on Gilbert Brown's ( a really
big Packer Defensman) warm up jacket.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:02 PM
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3. anything lower than fully closed
is an invitation.

Remember the guess jeans ads?
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 12:21 AM
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9. hehe
A good rule of...well Maybe I shouldn't say it!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:05 PM
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4. if it is a guys zipper...
I see only opportunity!:evilgrin:
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:11 PM
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5. You are a Super-Optimist!
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:13 PM
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6. No...
just super-naughty!
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:17 PM
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7. i guess it depends on if you are wearing under wear or not...., if it is
Edited on Thu Aug-07-03 11:19 PM by sam sarrha
stuck and you got to pee....or if it is -20* and the wind is blowing 40 mph ... i guess it depends
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Pobeka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-07-03 11:20 PM
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8. I am subjecting your image to an extensive image analysis
Using the most sophisticated network computing system known to mankind, the answer is almost ready, 10 secs, 5 secs and...

darn thing crashed.

Sorry, I can't resubmit the question, you only get 1 question a lifetime, and I used mine up on this.

:-P

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ornotna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-08-03 02:23 AM
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10. neither...
It's stuck in the middle with you :)
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