Fish Flash Flee!! Man assaults victim with fish, drops trou, then escapes

[DS1]

A resident reported that he was with his girlfriend at the gas pumps while a third friend with them pumped gas into the girlfriend's SUV. A male subject who was not acquainted with the three friends walked out of the store and verbally challenged the male who was pumping gas, then threw a rock at him which struck him in the neck.

The reporting party ran towards the subject and the subject grabbed a fish out of his car and threw it at him, hitting him in the face. The subject next grabbed a beer bottle and threw it at the SUV; he then pulled his pants down and exposed himself to the three friends before leaving the area in a blue car.

The store surveillance camera captured the suspect's image while he was inside the business and he was subsequently identified as Marcellus Coleman, 21, of Fredericksburg. Warrants were obtained charging Coleman with malicious wounding, indecent exposure, and destruction of property.

http://www.myfoxdc.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=6677134&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

[flvegan]

1. After being arrested he "...he spit on a male subject who was standing nearby"

Oh, what a piece of work this guy is.

[Dogtown]

2. Angry fellow

is he not?




:grr:

[flvegan]

3. Seriously. I mean, who throws a fish?

[Dogtown]

4. Assault

W/ an Ichy weapon...



EDIT: goddam fotobucket.
:grr:

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. Like a sturgeon.

For the halibut.

[grannylib]

6. Bet it wasn't as funny as the "Fish Slapping Dance"

one of my fave Python skits ever. Short, sweet and hilarious!