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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:10 PM Original message |
Are these statements about men correct? |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
1. No, not one of them. |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 09:35 PM Response to Reply #1 |
58. They are kind of funny, at least they tickled my funny bone. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
2. Yeah, and so are all the ones like that about women. |
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KatyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. Answer: |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. People who laugh at these things are dipshits. |
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KatyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:17 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Boy |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:20 PM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Couldn't agree more |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:20 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. For it to count as a JOKE, it has to be FUNNY. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. Guess I have to work on raising my brow |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:39 PM Response to Reply #14 |
19. Not all lowbrow shit is a complete waste of time... |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. Hey people all have different senses of humor |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:43 PM Response to Reply #21 |
23. That would be your opinion, and it'd be a wrong one. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #7 |
22. Here's a joke for your enjoyment.... |
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Radio_Lady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 09:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
59. Ha! That's a good one -- from the Paleozoic age, as I recall? |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:24 PM Response to Reply #5 |
37. NOT FUNNY |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:30 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. Between April 7th and now, this joke has been posted a thousand |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:39 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. ? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:42 PM Response to Reply #43 |
44. I am betting you like this game |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 03:04 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. See, you can be funny |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:49 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Hahahahahah |
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GCP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:37 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. Agree totally |
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Finn Polke (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:07 PM Response to Reply #4 |
31. Some of 'em are teh funneh |
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grace0418 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 05:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
57. I can totally picture which women in my office would send around stuff like this. |
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amitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 12:01 AM Response to Reply #4 |
68. And yet if this were a list about women, I'm pretty sure you'd be |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 10:11 AM Response to Reply #68 |
72. You'd be wrong. |
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amitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:12 AM Response to Reply #72 |
74. I know about your sense of humor from the things you post. n/t |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
8. some of them are statements about human beings and not just men |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:24 PM Response to Reply #8 |
10. Interesting observation |
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KatyMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:26 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. I don't mean to be ornery |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. then why ask the question if these statements are correct? |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:36 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. I found the list pretty funny. Couldn't think of a really good title |
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La Lioness Priyanka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:40 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. if you ask a question about something you should expect to hear answers |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
9. This is the dumbest thing I've read all day... |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:27 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. That's the second greatest comeback I've ever seen on DU. |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
13. 1 and 10 are |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:30 PM Response to Reply #13 |
15. What about number 9? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:53 PM Response to Reply #15 |
25. I disqualified that one |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:43 PM Response to Reply #25 |
45. You know you have reached a great place, when you can give that answer |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
24. Every horrible thing that you can say about men is correct. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:00 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Especially your penises! |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:03 PM Response to Reply #26 |
27. PENISES! |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:04 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. It's rather freaking presumptuous that you think you can just |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. Be quiet, Woman! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:09 PM Response to Reply #29 |
33. Oh, is that what you were doing? |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:06 PM Response to Reply #27 |
30. I was only lying. I actually think they're wonderful. |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:08 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. Silly looking things. |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:10 PM Response to Reply #32 |
36. Once again, a wrong opinion. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:10 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. I knew it! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 06:31 AM Response to Reply #30 |
71. she has a penis fetish! |
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Dogtown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:26 PM Response to Reply #27 |
38. You might have them too close together |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 05:05 PM Response to Reply #27 |
55. If you don't stop it you'll go BLIND!! |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 10:26 AM Response to Reply #27 |
73. Right on! I plan on strangling mine tonight. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:32 PM Response to Reply #26 |
41. And they look like naked mole rats! |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:36 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. EW! |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 03:02 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. Especially with Carrot Top's 'do! |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 09:49 PM Response to Reply #26 |
62. I'm gonna slap some sense into mine. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 06:30 AM Response to Reply #24 |
70. Hate us all you want, just bring us sandwiches and beer! |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:09 PM Response to Original message |
34. Keep in mind I'm answering in "as a general but reliable rule" mode here... |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
40. I don't agree with most of those jokes. Men are cool. As long as they |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:43 PM Response to Reply #40 |
48. grown or grown up? |
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applegrove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 05:33 PM Response to Reply #48 |
56. Grown up. |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
49. Number 14 is SO true! |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
50. The only one that isn't sexist is No. 1, and it's equally true of men and women |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:53 PM Response to Original message |
52. Those statements are neither correct, nor funny...but THESE statements... |
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fed_up_mother (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 01:28 PM Response to Reply #52 |
76. Those are funny because they don't attack the character of men or women |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
53. i have a big cock |
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PeaceNikki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 04:57 PM Response to Reply #53 |
54. Hey bebe... |
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Unvanguard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 09:46 PM Response to Reply #53 |
61. Yeah, real manly men don't mind sexism! |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 06:26 AM Response to Reply #61 |
69. it is what it is |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 11:47 PM Response to Reply #53 |
65. Nice post, Hummer Driver!!1!! |
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Unvanguard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 09:42 PM Response to Original message |
60. No. Tiresome and unfunny, but not correct. n/t |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 09:51 PM Response to Original message |
63. replies... |
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leeroysphitz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 11:43 PM Response to Original message |
64. Wow. If i posted an equally insulting list about women I would probably get tombstoned. |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 11:48 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. .. |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-28-08 11:52 PM Response to Reply #66 |
67. Watch it, you! |
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Help_I_Live_In_Idaho (432 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-29-08 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
75. They are all appropriate and funny |
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