What would the candidates' Sopranos names be?

[dionysus]

Imagine if all the candidates were recurring characters on the Sopranos... what would their names be?

for starters
JE: Smooth Johnny AKA Molasses Mouth
JK: The Wooden Don
HD: The Screamer, AKA Howie the Hitman
DK: Target Practice (coutersy of YoungRed)
AS: Greasy Al or Preacher Al
DG: Big Dick
WC: 4 Star
anyone got some good ones?

[bigwillq]

1. I like the nickname for Gep

Hmmm...I could go for one of those right now.

[youngred]

3. now now

let's not get this locked as a sex thread :P

[bigwillq]

4. I promise it won't happen again

I couldn't resist though. Sorry to all those offended.

[youngred]

5. nah, no offense

not my cuppa but I'm sure many would agree

[dionysus]

2. kick