They are advertising a new prescription drug named....Aciphex.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

Aciphex.

It's a drug that deals with the digestive system named....Aciphex.

Again, the name of the drug is Aciphex.

It would be even better if it dealt with gastero-intestinal issues, but even still, the name of the drug is Aciphex.

Yes, Aciphex.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

1. Phonetically work that one out.....Aciphex. n/t

[DS1]

4. I'm still not getting the result you're after

What are you trying to say?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. LOL.

:rofl:

[Chan790]

6. Aciphex

It reads as "ass effects".

[Midlodemocrat]

7. I think he knows. He's just being DS1.

:rofl:

[Elidor]

2. *cough*

[redqueen]

3. It makes me think of Aphex Twin

[LynzM]

8. *twitch* *twitch*

Love the music, but that's what it does to me!

[XemaSab]

9. How does it affect your ass?

Are the side effects gas, diarrhea, constipation, or anal leakage? :shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. DING DING DING DING DING!

From the information page on Rabeprazole, the scientific name for (giggle) Aciphex:

http://health.yahoo.com/gerd-medications/rabeprazole/healthwise--d04448a1.html#d04448a1-sideeffects

What are the possible side effects of rabeprazole?
Get emergency medical help if you have any of these signs of an allergic reaction: hives; difficulty breathing; swelling of your face, lips, tongue, or throat.

Less serious side effects may include:

headache;
upset stomach or diarrhea;
insomnia or nervousness; or
a rash or itching.
This is not a complete list of side effects and others may occur. Tell your doctor about any unusual or bothersome side effect.


Aciphex, indeed!

[XemaSab]

11. Does it make your ass itch?

:shrug: :scared:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. its a good drug if you suffer from acidity. nt

[Initech]

13. Great, so does that mean this drug will be heavily promoted?

I do not want to hear about people's intestinal tracts on my TV while I'm eating dinner. :puke:

[pleah]

14. You bet your ass!

:rofl:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

15. "Apply directly to the _____ "