Ladies, for just under $200, you can understand the mind of a man

[undeterred]

“You're About To Learn Secrets That Most Women Will Never Know About Meeting And Keeping A Great Man...”

Inside you'll learn...

What goes on inside a man's mind... and how attraction works for him.
How to "cheat-proof" your relationship... and why he might be tempted.
The ten fatal mistakes to avoid that most women make with men.
What to do if your man has a "wandering eye".
The differences in how men and women think about dating... and why most men want to keep you from being successful.
The seven secrets to communicating with a man that will create lasting love and affection.
The truth about men who aren't "emotionally available"... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one.
The five things women do that annoy men and kill intimacy.
The inside tips married women know about the tell-tale signs of a great guy.

And you'll also get a FREE trial to Christian Carter's exclusive Dating Advice For Women eLetter...

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:rofl: Would men spend $200 to understand the mind of a woman?

[AllegroRondo]

1. Heck, I'll give you all those answers for only a case of beer.

[undeterred]

3. Hell, I can think of 25 ways to annoy men in 25 seconds

but I never thought that sort of thing was marketable! :shrug:

[lizerdbits]

2. Good grief

I've never understood the must have a man thing. I guess due to the ones I've dated since I decided to stick with cats at 25. :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

4. as a man you frighten me

Because if all women knew just how right you were, well, us guys would be totally out of business. :P

[lizerdbits]

17. The fewer options for you guys,

the more we can make you clean and still feel lucky we let you stay. :rofl:

[Richardo]

5. Topic number 8: The *five* things????

:hide:

[Bunny]

8. They left out the middle part of that sentence.

It should read: "the five things women do before breakfast that annoy men and kill intimacy."



:D :hi: Richie!

[Richardo]

10. You're hogging the sink!

:hi: Bunny!

[raccoon]

6. Two of those I can give you the answer to.

"What to do if your man has a "wandering eye". "

Get rid of him.

"The truth about men who aren't "emotionally available"... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one. "

Get rid of him.

[Drum]

7. is this off-topic?

This thing cost waaay more than $200,, and hasn't helped me translate AT ALL! :P

[Richardo]

11. !!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. That's because

it only goes up to 10.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

18. "Ten" is not the limit

Crank 'er up!

:rofl:

[undeterred]

21. The guide for understanding a womans mind started out at $2 million

but even when discounted to $2000 there were no takers... :shrug:

[pokerfan]

38. It's not complicated

[TZ]

9. "What goes on inside a man's mind... and how attraction works for him"

BWAAAAHAHA. $200 to learn the obvious? Damn, the Lounge needs to get in on this..Think of how much money we could make by just letting people read the stuff here....

[Chan790]

12. I will seriously answer questions and give better advice for free.

Really. Ask away. I'll answer. I missed my calling in life...I should have been a dating, relationships, and sexuality therapist/life coach. It's fun for me.

[khashka]

14. I'll answer em for free

But I guess most women can do it themselves. But if you wanna give me 200 bucks, I won't refuse it.....

Khash.

[MilesColtrane]

15. Sounds like a 200 dollar edition of Cosmo.

I'll give away the ending: most of the time we're thinking about sex, or sports.

Please remit all money to my PayPal account.

[Deja Q]

16. That's in chapter 421 of my other book; the one that won't be published...

* How to "cheat-proof" your relationship... and why he might be tempted.

He has eyes and testosterone. Rip his nuts out.

What to do if your man has a "wandering eye".

* Poke the eye out, noting the old phrase "third time's the charm".

The differences in how men and women think about dating... and why most men want to keep you from being successful.

* Because we don't want you pokin' or rippin' us.

The seven secrets to communicating with a man that will create lasting love and affection.

* Do whatever we want whenever we want

The truth about men who aren't "emotionally available"... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one.

* Cyanide in kool-aid

The five things women do that annoy men and kill intimacy.

* In a word: Hair

The inside tips married women know about the tell-tale signs of a great guy.

* He isn't married

[undeterred]

23. Hair?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

19. "What to do if your man has a "wandering eye"." If? IF?

Most men have eyes that don't wander...they run marathons.

[LeftyMom]

31. Hey, as long as the rest of him stays put...

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

20. it's "womyn" not "ladies"

[GermanDem]

22. This is hilarious! And Bullshit!

I am usually not a fan of redneck humor, but one of the redneck guys on the comedy channel once said that men basically have two desires, and two desires only: "Gimme a beer and somethin' naked!" I think that sums it up pretty well (for the record, I have been happily married to a wonderful guy for 17 years now!).

[Guava Jelly]

24. To understand the mind of this one

All you would have to do is serve me a cold brew and throw a pair of breast in my face.
I am not that complicated of a creature. :D

[undeterred]

25. That information is apparently worth $200

if you market it properly. Seems a little high.

[Guava Jelly]

26. Shit!

I should have patented it. Grrr!! :rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

42. and, I don't even need the cold brew part

I'm even simpler.

[KG]

27. yep, if a relationship is to work, it's up to the woman to make it so...

oy! who falls for this line of crap? :eyes:

[undeterred]

30. Who PAYS for it?

Women who are willing to do everything on a man's terms.

[LeftyMom]

28. I'd expect to get a lot of change back.

:rofl:

[NJmaverick]

29. It's usually one of 5 things

Beer
Sex
Food
Sports
Work

[Orsino]

32. Wow. Lobotomies have gotten cheap! n/t

[montanto]

33. Would men spend $200 to understand the mind of a woman?

If I had a million dollars to spend I couldn't understand the mind of a woman, but if I could understand the mind of a woman for 200 bucks, that would be a deal (and save me the other $999,800 to boot). I bet my wife would even buy it for me!!

[Chan790]

34. There is a charlatan out there pushing that too.

http://www.alovelinksplus.com/advice/the_dating_wizard/index.htm

[undeterred]

37. ...powerful insights on dating beautiful girls...

Be George Clooney.

[One_Life_To_Give]

35. $200 of Testosterone Injections should do it

But dealing with the side effects is another story.

[Pierre.Suave]

36. "Would men spend $200 to understand the mind of a woman?"

Only if it comes with a "happy ending"

:rofl:

[Deep13]

39. The mistake women make is over-estimating our needs and desires.

"What goes on inside a man's mind... and how attraction works for him."

Now, I'm not going to say 'not much' because it is sexist and untrue. What I will say is that whatever is going on in the dude's head, it has nothing to do with relationships, intimacy, personal compatability, what you're wearing, how your hair is, how to decorate the house, what your children might look like, whether his folks will like your or vice versa or anything that has anything to do with anything subtle, complicated or nuanced. He is in the moment and not much else.

"How to 'cheat-proof' your relationship... and why he might be tempted."

He will be tempted. That is a given. Understand that he does not consider love and sex to be synonymous or even related. Explain why screwing around makes you sad. Otherwise, he won'y know. Also, try not to date someone with a history of lying or screwing around. If YOU are the 'other woman,' you have cause to be worried.

"The ten fatal mistakes to avoid that most women make with men."

I'll give one. Failure to understand he is not a woman. He doesn't think like you.

"What to do if your man has a 'wandering eye'."

Nothing. That is normal.

"The differences in how men and women think about dating... and why most men want to keep you from being successful."

I think 'most' is an overstatement. The ones that do, it is because he has a strong-father-figure model of governance in his head. He feels he must be the provider and in charge because he was taught growing up that those things are what men do. If so, he's probably a Republican.

"The seven secrets to communicating with a man that will create lasting love and affection."

There are two actually. 1. Talk. 2. Don't assume he knows what you mean. Explain it in practical terms.

"The truth about men who aren't 'emotionally available'... how to know if you've got one and what to do if you're dating one."

Again, we are not women and are generally expected to be unemotional. Men generally consider the display of emotion, especially ones that indicate distress, to be a feminine characteristic. It is a bit unrealistic to expect instant deprogramming for you.

"The five things women do that annoy men and kill intimacy."

Expecting him to be you. As long as he can unwind at home and has a warm bed, he'll be happy. He doesn't care about all that other stuff.

"The inside tips married women know about the tell-tale signs of a great guy."

Lack of a rap sheet? I have to wonder if there are any 'tell-tale signs' beyond common decency.

[GermanDem]

40. Amen!!!

The older I get, the more I think men are actually not that complicated. If you are able to satisfy their basic needs: food, sex, care, they are pretty happy! For us women, sex and intimacy are different things, for men it's the same.

[undeterred]

41. And that's why some women will pay $200 to this guy=

because they think men are as complicated as women are so they need to study up.

A few simple truths cover everything. :hi:

[MichiganVote]

43. Huh....an example of price inflation if there ever was one

[Pharlo]

44. I don't understand other humans -

male or female. Which is why I live with dogs. Feed 'em. Pat 'em on the head, scratch an ear on occasion, play outside with 'em, let 'em sleep on the furniture - and they're happy.

Only one PROBLEM area I need to watch for....

Never, Never, NEVER run out of dog food, or my life is a living hell!!!

[undeterred]

45. The flea and tick stuff I put on my dog smells funny.

Well, I guess I can't blame him.

[samsingh]

46. yes

[undeterred]

47. What was the question?

[samsingh]

49. would a man spend $200 to understand what women want.

i replied 'yes'.

[struggle4progress]

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