An environmentally safer way to kill ants

[UndertheOcean]

1) acquire four horses
2) Four very thin nylon strings.
3)Collect ants you want to kill into jar
4) Place on ant on the floor , and before the critter escapes , tie four strings to four of its legs (I forgot if those fuckers have six or four legs.)
5) Tie opposite sides of string to horses.
6) Aggravate horses by screaming "Boo" at the top of your lungs.
7) Horses should run in four direction , therefore dismembering ant.
8) If ant is not dead stomp on it.

9) Retrieve horses.

10)repeat 4 to 9 for all ants in jar.

11) shoo.