What's your favorite derrogatory phrase right now?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Mine? Nut Bucket.
Duckie

[realisticphish]

1. i rely on the old standby

"Fucking Douchebag"

crude perhaps, but it works in heavy traffic :D

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. I say that a lot.

Douche-baggery is one of my favorite made up terms.
Duckie

[grannylib]

14. *lol* I used to say that a LOT, and once my oldest called my MOM

a douchebag (daughter was about 2 at the time) and fortunately, couldn't always speak REAL clearly, so I told Mom the baby'd been calling people "dirtbags" a lot lately (*whew!*) *lol*

[Critters2]

27. Delete. Wrong damn place. I'm an asswipe. nt

[flvegan]

3. I used "lazy fucking slag" yesterday

and I was pretty displeased with myself for it. But, I liked that I pulled that original bit out of my brain.

Supermarkets bring out the worst in me.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. That's hilarious.

Why were you displeased?

[flvegan]

9. I said it out loud.

Nobody heard me, but if my mom had heard me, I'd have gotten a slap. Some folks would see that as a very un-pc derogatory term.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. I have no idea what a slag is...

...so I just thought it sounded funny.
Duckie

[lost-in-nj]

4. FUCK YOU

I think it says it all



don't you ???



lost

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Most of the time.

Lacks originality, however, sometimes originality is overrated.
Duckie

[realisticphish]

7. if you need something quick, fired from the hip

a good old fashioned "fuck you" is unmatched. It's the ultimate insult. Try responding to "fuck you" without sounding like an idiot or a five-year-old.

[quip]

22. Try laughing.

Truth is that "fuck you" is the quintessential rejoinder of an idiot.

[JTG of the PRB]

8. I've been switching between "jackhole" and "ass-jack" the last couple of weeks.

I.E., "Man! What a jackhole!" or "Hey, watch it, you ass-jack!"

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Ass-jack?

:rofl:

[JTG of the PRB]

13. Oh yes. Oh yes.

I jokingly told that to one of my managers at work yesterday. I said, "Jeez, Sean, you're such an ass-jack." He paused and looked at me and said, "Did you just call me an ass-jack? That's AWESOME!" He proceeded to laugh for a minute, so I don't think he was offended.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. "The art of Thomas Kinkade"

[grannylib]

17. Oh, KitchenWitch, that's downright cruel...that's beneath you, as

a Minnesotan (albeit transplanted) and a Democrat.

[grannylib]

37. Sharp as a mashed potato sandwich. I heard that somewhere on

DU a couple years ago, and about wet myself laughing, it was just so descriptive of the Unelected Imbecile. :rofl:

[harmonicon]

25. HAHA!!! NT

[DeepBlueC]

26. I like "fuckwit"

[davsand]

40. I favor a derivative--Fucktard.

Totally not PC, but still one of those phrases that says it all.



Laura

[TZ]

15. bleeping shit!

:)

[The Straight Story]

16. "So, you post a lot in GDP, it shows."

:)

[Richard Steele]

18. "Utter codswollop" nm

[sammythecat]

36. Well, that certainly does convey

a less than positive assessment of the situation, doesn't it?

It sounds like something Christopher Hitchens would say at the table when asked how he enjoyed the dinner your mother had prepared. It's so stunningly blunt and harsh it's comical.

[graywarrior]

19. R_____ Cankor.

[mainegreen]

20. mentally deficient inbred retread.

Since I've got to cut back on the nasty swears since the kiddo learns words easy now, I needed something too long for him to learn but long and pleasurable enough to say, something you can really get into as you wave your fist at other drivers, that it still satisfies.

This phrase has been a good one I use lately.

[Drum]

21. same ole...

:hi:

[Rhansen]

23. halfwit

:eyes:

[crimsonblue]

24. "the prose of the great philosopher, Flava Flav..."

yeah.... boy!

[volstork]

28. I like "ass-hat"

Don't know what it means, but I like it!

[khashka]

29. Cocksucker

But that's a compliment really. So I'm trying to switch to motherfucker. Yes, the boy has a potty mouth :)

Khash.

[Critters2]

30. Asswipe. It's short, it's functional. It gets the job done. nt

[kath]

31. funny story about a derogatory term I used to use -

this was 11-12 years ago.
My youngest daughter was 4. We went to see "101 Dalmatians" (Glenn Close version) with our friends and their kids. There's a scene in the movie at Christmastime, when the owners are giving all the puppies new collars as their Xmas presents. They call out each puppy's name, then give him/her the present. One puppy has a black-tipped tail and is named Dipstick. Owner says the name, and daughter pipes up in her sweet little high-pitched four-year-old voice "what's his name? Dipshit? Dipshit?" Two young teens sitting in front of us turned around to look at her and were totally cracking up, while I'm saying "shhhh" and either "Dipstick" or "I'll tell you later" (memory fails me on this detail).


Old friend has a similar story - while out driving one night with young son in car, another driver cut him off. My friend says "you ass!", and young son pipes up "Not ass, daddy - ass-HOLE!"

[MorningGlow]

32. Fucktard, asshat, asswipe

All good; I use 'em interchangeably. And when we're on the road, my 4 YO can identify a lardass with the best of 'em. He's also learned not to say that in front of grandma, and he remembers...most of the time.
:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

33. Dumb as a doorknob. Or dumb as a box of rocks.

[UrbScotty]

34. Conservative (nt)

[FloridaJudy]

35. "Jerk"

It's short, it's descriptive, it's not racially/gender biased, it's fit for mixed company and the ears of small children.

When I'm really, really ticked off, a "ni kulturni" uttered with a curled lip expresses my disgust. It's close to the ultimate insult in Russian - meaning ill-mannered, barbaric, uncouth and inconsiderate.

Tim Russert and Dana Perino are jerks.
Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly are ni kulturni.

[vixengrl]

38. JAY! Is a Jay..ay..ay-OH!

Jay-Oh come and me want to say something--
Jay-is to oh, you should do that at home--
Jay--is a jay is a jay is a jay is a jay-oh...

With accompanying hand motion. (Yes, I have done this behind the wheel--where I usually run into a need to cuss out my fellow motorists who should have both hands on the wheel.)

Not that I believe there is anything wrong with the basic act of, erm, j-o-ing. But there is a time and a place for things, I always say.

[KamaAina]

39. Malaka

for the correct usage, go here:

http://adrastos.blog-city.com/malaka_of_the_day_erik_the_ice_cream_boy.htm

[mwooldri]

41. Wanker. (nt)