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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 12:26 PM
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why did the chicken cross the road?
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New Earth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:07 PM
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1. maybe not
and people always ask why I don't post anymore :shrug:
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:40 PM
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3. Fah! Welcome to my world!
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:19 PM
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2. I thought it was funny!!!
It's tough....

especially here

my posts sink like concrete thrown in a lake to.....

:hi:


lost



oh yeah
Why did the chicken cross the road??


pffftttt He was attached to the elephant of course !!!!


:rofl:
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:45 PM
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4. To prove to the opossum that it could be done.

Duh! (folks who live in 'possum country will get this one)

(liked the other thread BTW. :hi: )
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 01:57 PM
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5. Direct from Hell, Spinal Tap:
Derek Smalls: To keep the dwarf clear.

Nigel Tufnel: To get LARGE bread.

David St. Hubbins: Well, I don’t, I don’t really think that the answer can be assessed...uh as of itself as being the other side because what does the other side feel like, it’s like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe you say the...if the universe is indeed infinite then how what does that mean? How far is ...is all the way and then if it stops what’s stoppin’ the chicken and what’s behind what’s stoppin’ the chicken, so what’s the other side, you know, is my...question to you....
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