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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 09:22 AM
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Can someone come and mow my lawn?
Preferably shirtless. It's about an acre of lawn with hills and I only have a push mower, but I pay well. :evilgrin:

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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 09:36 AM
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1. Is air fare included?
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:54 AM
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7. No but I can make some cookies
and bring you beer. :D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 09:39 AM
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2. I'd love to mow your lawn.
:evilgrin:

I'm a do-gooder type, I mean, and am always eager to help a woman in need.
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:47 AM
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6. Me, too! I'll clean pools and fetch groceries, too.
mikey_the_rat
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:55 AM
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9. Yay
I need milk and bread too.

:woohoo:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:55 AM
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8. Most excellent.
You must be shirtless though. :D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 09:41 AM
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3. And what will you be wearing?
Will there be tea? Lunch? Supper?

Do you have an out-building for the help to stay in?

A lot of questions huh? :P

:silly:

Hi you!

Flirt- Flirt- Flirt- :loveya:

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:56 AM
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10. A tiara and a thong
My usual "company" attire.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:18 AM
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4. um
I thought you would never ask. :woohoo: :evilgrin:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:57 AM
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11. Woohoo
I'll buy some wine to drink while I watch.

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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:59 AM
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14. :o)
Partay!
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:46 AM
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5. Ok I can Mow Your Lawn
Then after that we can cut your grass............:rofl: :woohoo:

:hi:
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:57 AM
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12. Are you telling me my hedges need trimming?
:rofl:
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 10:58 AM
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13. I'll be right over with a few friends!


:P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-09-08 11:07 AM
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15. Baaaaaaa
They aren't shirtless though. :P
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