Tabloid News: temeah vs Asom Broso

[Dr. Strange]

LOUNGE (StrangePress) – temeah, the official Lounge nipple expert has been sued for sexual harassment. While not terribly surprising to those close to him, what has shocked many in the Lounge is the complainant: a bottle of tequila. The bottle claims that temeah (shown below) ogled and fondled it. When asked about this, temeah initially responded, "Well, come on. Look at it, it's all curvy and stuff. I mean, come on!" He then directed all questions to be addressed to his lawyer, DuStrange.



When asked about temeah's behavior, DuStrange responded with, "What? I'm not a lawyer! Get the fuck off my lawn!"

Attempts at an early settlement have been less than successful and it appears that this case will be headed to trial. Initially temeah had planned to put several Lounge denizens on the stand as character witnesses. However, their testimony hasn't been beneficial to temeah's case.

Some Lounge citizens (shown below) have witnessed temeah's behavior. One, who only identified herself as "CT’s Love Slave," claims to have seen temeah running around in a "schnockered state." When asked how many times a day temeah became inebriated, she declined to speak, simply holding up two fingers.



turtlensue may have had something to do with this story. Also, apologies to DUers who were cut off in that last picture. CarrotTop's agent is responsible for most of that.

[Cabcere]

1. *snerk*

:spray: It was SO worth interrupting my Spider Solitaire game studying and paper-writing to take a look at this. :rofl: :thumbsup: Nicely done.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Glad you liked it!

Now get back to work!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

3. BRAVO!

:spray:

[quip]

4. OMG! I'm having one of the shittiest days of my life and you post this!!!???

It almost makes me feel better! :D

:rofl: :patriot:

(Now back my shitty day) :cry:

[TZ]

10. Glad you enjoyed it.

Sorry you are having a bad day..:hug:
BTW, I think DuStrange and I make a good team don't you?

[Dr. Strange]

11. I think CarrotTop and his love slave up there make a good team.

That's what I think!

[TZ]

12. PFFT!

Who cares what you think..Get off my lawn!:P

[Dr. Strange]

14. Fine.

So, who's going to call LynneSin's attention to this thread?

[quip]

23. "Good" isn't the word I'd use to describe! :SPANK:

:rofl:

Thanks, TZ! Actually, a good friend just called and my day brightened up considerably! :woohoo:

Still busy, though.... :mad:

:hi: :hug:

[RainDog]

15. hope your day gets better - and you can go fishing or something

and then use this

[quip]

21. Thanks, but no thanks I've got my own wonder boner!

:hide: :hi: :pals:

[RainDog]

22. yeah but yours isn't spineless

I have that on good authority. (actually I don't, but it sounds good.) :)

[BeachBaby]

24. .....

:spray:

Dang - the power of friendship! :rofl:

I gotta find me one of those "friend" things! :hi:

[quip]

25. Look here:

:hide:

[Dr. Strange]

27. OUCH!

It's rather, um, pointy, wouldn't you say?

[quip]

29. Do you think it sends the wrong vibe?

:shrug:

[TZ]

31. ...

batteries not included though....:evilgrin:
Which reminds me pick up AA batteries tonight..FOR MY CAMERA..I know what you were thinking..Pev..:evilgrin:

[RainDog]

34. how is the leg pain thing for you?

something like might help.

[quip]

35. Nice post, Peverly!

It was YOU who was reminded of batteries when she saw a Dildo sign....

:hide:

[RainDog]

49. Peverly? I'm an angel of mercy

just trying to help out a fellow DU-er who noted her batteries were out.

cannister models might be useful for the bed-ridden?

[BeachBaby]

50. Girlfriend.

Someday I'm gonna learn to stop drinking beverages while reading in teh Lounge. Your post is yet another reminder. :spray:

:hi:

[TZ]

51. Your getting close to a 1000 dere JGD....

I'm gonna start a thread for you tonight......:hi:

[BeachBaby]

53. Well I better stop posting then, huh?

;)

Thanks TZ - you're the greatest. :* :hi:

[BeachBaby]

39. Huh. What about this place? Looks promising, dontcha think?

Just a thought. :P

[BeachBaby]

19. .....

I hope that your day gets better, tamale.

:hug:

[quip]

20. I just got a phone call with great news and suddenly it's not so shitty!

I'm still really busy, but that doesn't seem to matter anymore!

Thanks, JGD! :hi: :pals:

[lost-in-nj]

5. Perfect

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


thanks for making me laugh today.....


:hug:


lost

[RainDog]

6. and just exactly WHAT is going on with his right hand???

I hope DuStrange will not resort to the sort of gutter legal tactics as "well, look how provocatively that bottle is dressed? Is that a pasty and a g-string?"

with that remark, the DU Lounge Ladies have planned a sit down protest on Mr. Strange's posts.

[Dr. Strange]

7. Before you sit down, I should warn you...

I left the seat up.

[RainDog]

8. you have a seat on your post?

wow. you must have, like, the Donald Trump of posts or something.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Subthread deleted.

Please don't make reference to Donald Trump in the Lounge.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/05/21/donald_trump_narrowweb__300x440,0.jpg

[RainDog]

17. don't you just wanna smack him?

and not in a good way?

[TZ]

9. AHAHAHA!

Brilliant job as usual DuCurmudgeon! (I love the "get off my lawn!)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[RainDog]

16. ...

[BeachBaby]

18. You never cease to amaze me, Dude.

I believe that you have showed all of us mere mortals the opus of your Photoshopping talents. A true masterpiece.

Well done. :P

[quip]

26. Hey, Rookie! You are getting close to 1,000 posts!

I think that it would be awesome if the 1,000th included some nipples! :P

(but that's just me) :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

28. Nope, not just you.

I'll second the nippleage request.

[quip]

30. Perhaps we can offer our assistance in some way....

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

33. Now now

JGD deserves some hawt man nipples. Construction guys in faded tight blue jeans and all that..hmm..My homework assignment for tonight..surf for hawt guys!:9

[BeachBaby]

37. Holy shit! You're right! I'm about to lose my DU virginity in

teh Lounge.

I guess I need to start devising a plan, eh?

I have no problem including some nippleage in my de-flowering post. You're talking about something like this, right?



I'm good with that. :* :rofl: :hide:

[TZ]

38. Amazing

how many of us have that picture. tamale should be flattered.
BTW..when you do celebrate 1,000 I found some stuff for you...

[BeachBaby]

40. Sounds good, TZ! Of course I want you here to share in the

festivities; after all, you were one of the very first to welcome me here to Pev Central. :P

As for the hawt tamale....yeah, he should be flattered, but you gotta admit, it's a damn good pic! ;)

[quip]

41. Less hairy; more along the lines of something like this:

I'm good with that :* :rofl: :hide:

[BeachBaby]

42. OMG.

I'll never get used to looking at that.

It's just so....so....WRONG.

You got me in a goddamned Dallas jersey! :P

Find me an Eagles jersey, and we'll call it even - we'll give the Dallas Cowgirls jersey to Madinmaryland. :rofl:

[TZ]

43. Too bad we don't have a picture of MiM

I would LOVE to see his head photoshopped on that!:evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

44. LOL!!!! Holy cow.

Well, if he actually steps up to the plate and pays the freakin tolls to DE in June, maybe we'll capture a few images with your camera, TZ. So buy those friggin batteries! :P And then you can put your puppet Dude to work with Photoshop again.

[quip]

45. Uhm, look a little closer hon...

You ain't wearing NUTHIN'! :P :woohoo:

[BeachBaby]

46. Whatever.

All I know is that you have me sporting Dallas logo shit. And I simply can't have that kind of thing ANYWHERE on my bod, tamale. It's nothing short of sacrilege to an Eagles fan! Hell, I'm sure TZ would even agree to that - while her Skins and my Eagles may be rivals, I have to say that both teams are united in our disgust of those friggin' Cowgirls. (Wait - TZ - it just dawned on me. Are you a Skins fan, or Ravens?)

So, paint over it, hose me off, whatever you gotta do. And find me some Eagles gear!!! :P

[TZ]

48. OMG

I think I hear tamale's chair going *thunk* right about the time he reads this"paint over it, hose me off, whatever you gotta do.." As an artist he takes pride in his *handcrafted* work....
:evilgrin:
And yes..I am a Skins fan..As for those Stinky Ravens..yuck pooey (my parents are originally from Cleveland, we hate the Ravens)

[BeachBaby]

52. I'm worried about you, TZ. You're finding the pev

in everything these days. :hide: Buy those batteries yet? :P

And I'm more than happy to hear about your allegiance to the Skins. Football season is a-comin' - and I can hardly wait til you and I team up against the toll-booth-hating, Delaware-bitching Dallas fan. :hi:

[quip]

54. Excuse me; did you say "Hose you off???"

I'll be on my..... :thud: temeah has fainted; somebody call MiM!!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

55. Don't worry TZ to the rescue....

later anyway..I will post the visual equivalent of smelling salts for you (and I'll make SURE you see it too)...:evilgrin:

[TZ]

32. I don't get credit?

I supplied the basics and photos..and told DuStrange to go to work. I am his muse!

[BeachBaby]

36. So he's simply the puppet....

and you're the puppet master?

EVERYTHING is starting to make sense now!

Nice work, TZ!!!! :woohoo:

(Pssst....hey TZ - I knew that all along, but you know how guys get when they don't get all the credit.) :P

[Dr. Strange]

47. No, no, I said you were AMUSING.

:)

[ThomCat]

56. Hahahaha!

That's classic!

:rofl:

Of course that bottle got offended. He fondled that thing like an amateur! x(

Stick to Nipples and leave the Phallic objects to me! :grr: