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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:14 PM
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The Best Post Ever




madinmaryland is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:29 PM
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1. This thread is sorely lacking something...

That's better.
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:30 PM
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2. Is that dog circumcised?
Well, IS IT?!
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:32 PM
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3. I'm surprised you missed this..what this post lacks
is a picture of someone breastfeeding at Olive Garden!!111!!!
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:33 PM
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5. no, but it's been talking on a cell phone in a public place while eating a child's head.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:32 PM
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4. This thread need some Serious COWBELL...


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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:33 PM
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6. Is this a meme?
The Pink Stinger! Yee-aowtch!!
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masshole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-01-08 06:35 PM
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7. Hey that last pic is not far from my house
it's the Mass Pike exit in West Springfield, MA.
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