Substitute a DUer's Name for 'Chuck Norris'

[Ellen Forradalom]

In any of these facts:
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

I'll start:

turtlensue destroyed the periodic table, because she only recognizes the element of surprise.

[SarahB]

1. I just want an excuse to post this Chuck Norris picture.

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. SarahBelle invented

the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.

[pokerfan]

4. Ellen Forradalom can slam a revolving door.

[The Animator]

3. When Dark Tirade does a pushup,

he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

[Richardo]

5. Bunny can divide by zero.

:D

[ForrestGump]

6. Richardo doesn't read books.

He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

:D











Me....I just look at the pictures.

[Richardo]

7. ForrestGump CAN believe it's not butter

:)

[ForrestGump]

9. Actually,

that's true.

But it can't be yogurt...

[Bunny]

17. HAHAHAHA!!!

A Richardo-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.

:pals:

[krispos42]

8. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that RetroLounge is on

:-)

[RetroLounge]

13. ...

:rofl:

RL

[krispos42]

10. sniffa CAN believe it's not butter

-or-

Bicentennial_baby CAN believe it's not butter


(just look at sniffa's avatar!!!)

:-)

[bicentennial_baby]

20. I believe that *he* is not butter...

;)

[Audio_Al]

11. Radio Lady can eat just one Lay's potato chip...

but then she switches to pretzels.

Don't tell her I told you.

Al

[Skittles]

12. CROP CIRCLES

are just Mr.Scorpio's way of showing the world that sometimes, corn just needs to LAY THE FUCK DOWN

[ForrestGump]

14. Skittles is currently suing NBC,

claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.


Yes, INDEED!


:P

[Skittles]

15. They say curiosity killed the cat.

This is false; ForrestGump killed the cat. Every one of them. Yes INDEED! :7

[billyskank]

16. If at first you don't succeed, you're not matcom.

[Jamastiene]

18. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jamastiene.

:evilgrin:

[Richardo]

19. Sugar Smack ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.