I'm in such a bitchy mood today.... help.

[LynzM]

I'm not normally one to let the dreaded female hormones get to me, but it's been an ongoingly shitty day. Lots of little things all piling up to result in a version of me that really wants to lash out, and a few people around here who never seem to have anything positive to say, or are just starting trouble to start trouble, are really ticking me off.

Got any funny pics to share? LOLcats? Halp!

[Inchworm]

1. *Giant Hugs*

And a song lol

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7659709

:hug:

[LynzM]

2. Thanks, inchworm...

I'm :rofl: over here at that... how could you help it?!

[Lil Missy]

3. Here's a couple jokes i got from my joke club today:

In Need of Wheels

A guy gets a late-night phone call.
A voice on the other end asks, "Yo dawg, do you need a car?"
"No!" replies the outraged man.
The next morning he goes outside and finds that his car is gone.



Another joke:

A Jewish father in Brooklyn, Moishe, was paid a visit by his eldest son, Yitzak.

"Father I am going to marry!"

His father begins to dance with joy and to sing Hava Nagila. "Tell me, is she a good Ashkenazi Jewish girl?" says the father. "What is her name?"

"O'Brien," replies the son. "She's Catholic."

"Oy!" says the father. "But are you happy?"

"I'm very, very happy," says the son.

"OK, as long as you're happy, my blessings to you both," replies Moishe.

But the father is still counting on his remaining sons, Isaac and David to not marry shikshas.

Isaac calls on his father the next evening. "Father, I too will be married soon!" Again, Moishe breaks out in a dance and sings God's praises.

"What is her name?" implores the father.

"Kazalopodopolous," says the son. "She's Greek Orthodox."

"Oy," says Moishe. "But are you happy?"

"I'm happy, Father."

"OK, then you too have my blessing," intones Moishe.

Dejected, Moishe goes to the Temple to pray. "Please God, let my remaining son, David, marry a nice Jewish girl to raise nice Jewish children in your eyes ... PLEASE," he cries out.

The very next week, David comes to his father excitedly and exclaims, "Father, I am to wed in the spring!"

"HER NAME? WHAT IS HER NAME?", his father immediately demands.

"Goldberg!" says David.

Moishe is beside himself with joy! "Praise G-d! Praise the Prophets!"

Turning to David, he asks, "Is she Doctor Goldberg's daughter Shelley, from Los Angeles?"

"No," says David.

"Hmmm," says Moishe. "Must be Attorney Goldberg's daughter Rachel from Beverly Hills?"

"Ah... no, Father," says David.

"What is her first name, my youngest, truest, most handsome son?"

"Whoopi."

[LynzM]

6. Heh...

I watched a really ridiculous German film a few weeks ago called the Kebab connection... having grown up in a very non-ethnic household... I can only imagine!

[Lil Missy]

11. I have better ones, but have not yet set up a photo account.

No excuse, just lazy I guess.

:(

[ThomCat]

4. I'm not feeling coherent enough to help, :(

So I'll just sit here nearby and offer you hugs. :hug:

I'm dizzy, nausious, feeling a bit confused, exhausted, and my thoat hurts. wtf? x(

:hangover:

I really hope you are feeling better than me, if not now then very, very soon. You're very awesome.
:loveya:

[LynzM]

7. Aw, Thom...

Man, I always feel bad if you catch me complaining... :hug: I'm sorry you're feeling so crappy tonight, and I hope you feel better soon, too. Wanna split that latte with me? Love and hugs, dude... :loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. I just can't imagine that

Bitchy? With that light-up-the-whole-freakin'-planet smile? :shrug:









But... mousie wants to help. :)

[LynzM]

8. Awww.....

Thanks, Oedi :D That's an awfully cute mouse...

Yeah, believe it or not, sometimes the smile is... not so smiley. Ah well, tomorrow will be a better day...

[Haole Girl]

9. I thought this one turned out pretty funny...

[LynzM]

10. That squirrel makes me think of ...

one of the looney tunes, can't remember which one... "Duuuuh, you talkin' to me?" :)

[Haole Girl]

12. I'm glad it made you think of something funny...

I've been in a bitchy mood today, all day, too.

I know why... but it doesn't help. :hug:

[LynzM]

13. Hugs to you, too, KC...

:hug: :hug: :hug:

[Haole Girl]

14. Aww...thank you!!

:D

[Jamastiene]

15. These pictures make me feel better.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7659553&mesg_id=7660033

There are tons more cute kitty pictures here:
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=125066483&albumId=885281

If you cannot see it, add me. :D :hi: :hug: Hope yer day gets better.

[LynzM]

26. Kittehs!!

Thank you! :D

[Adsos Letter]

16. a flower perhaps?

[LynzM]

21. Oooh....

Bearded Iris, my favorite :D

[billyskank]

17. ............

:hug:

:loveya:

[LynzM]

22. Thanks, Billy....

:hug: and :loveya: back at you... today is better! :)

[MissHoneychurch]

18. A lot of kitties

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7657338&mesg_id=7657338

That just HAS to lighten up your mood :D

:hug:

:hi: LynzM :hi:

Soon we will see each other again. I am looking forward to that :bounce:

[LynzM]

23. Ooh, I saw those kitties!

So much cuteness! :D

I'm definitely looking forward to that, as well. 48%er posted me a nice link to an article about life in Munich, which makes me look forward to it even more. The link to it is in my blog, if you want to read it... :bounce: :hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

27. You can bet

that I will check it out. Your blog is in my fav list already :D

:hi: :bounce:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

19. LOLcats it is :)

[LynzM]

24. Awww....

Ninja kitteh! :rofl:

[bigwillq]

20. I'm in a bitchy mood a lot

and I don't even have the female hormones! :P ;)

It's ok. It happens. I still think your way cool! It'll pass. :hi: :hug:

[LynzM]

25. Thanks, will....

It does happen, and today is better :) Thanks for the good thoughts! :hi:

[siligut]

28. I know the feeling.

Glad you are doing better today. B6 really helps with the hormone thing, just in case you didn’t know or have forgotten.

I found this funny video of some kitties being dubbed on Youtube this morning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8&feature=related

[LynzM]

30. Thanks, siligut!

I definitely get the whole B-spectrum in my daily multis, but I probably could stand to add some extra during the PMS week! :)

I'll check out the YouTube when I get home!

[Deep13]

29. How 'bout a stupid copy-cat thread?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7660448

[LynzM]

31. Hehe...

Thanks, dude! :D

[shaniqua6392]

32. Here is a good joke to cheer you up...

Subject: Physical Exam

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a
sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor
gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and
bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as
clean and empty as it was on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's like this -

First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then
I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I
asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with
her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arlene the lady next door and she
tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and
she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but
still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

[Debi]

33. OMG, I just posted a 'I need a hug' thread b/c i'm full of woe

and (dare I say) bitterness at the world today.

think it's the weather? :shrug: