I'M LEAVING DU: THE POEM! (reposted from one year ago -- updated)

[LawDem]

I always vote Green
Democrats are mean.
Or I vote for Democrats
And Greens are filthy rats.

or

You like Gore
What a bore.
While I support Kerry
You're all so contrary

or

The rights of Israeli I will defend
And those who oppose it I will offend.
Or Palestinians deserve a just result
And those who disagree I will insult.

***

Not everyone at DU agrees
With every one of my pet peeves.
How can I suffer such fools
When plainly they are evil's tools.

So I must bid you a fond adieu
Though I know it will make you blue.
So farewell DU my old friend
For there is no way I can bend.

So I say to you this is good bye
Take my word for it this is no lie.
I'm leaving now . . .
I'm really leaving now . . .

***

Aren't you going to beg me to stay?
Will you really let me go away?
Hello?
Hello, hello?

***

"Is anybody there?
"Does anybody care?" *

***

Okay, I've decided not to go
I know it would be an awful blow.
DU needs me, this is clear
Stop your sobbing, dry your tear.

I've decided to stand and fight
Since clearly I know what's right.
So shoot the fireworks, strike up the band
Here at DU I will make my last stand.

* (taken from the musical play 1776)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. As one who loves and creates DU prose myself

Good job! :thumbsup:

[buff2]

2. LOL!

That pretty much sizes it all up,eh? :D

[Crewleader]

3. Love it and You LawDem

Good to see my good friends' wisdom come out in a rhyme...:hi:

p-e-r-f-e-c-t p-o-e-m of DU... :thumbsup:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. as funny as that is

some people DO have just cause for leaving.

[SoCalDem]

5. Yep some really do have a reason

and they get a lovely parting gift... a tombstone :evilgrin:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

6. lol

:evilgrin: