I just had a rather unusual experience

[LeftyFingerPop]

I was in the checkout lane...the express lane.

There was this old lady in front of me....probably in her 90's.

I looked at her and said "YO"!

She turned around and said "Pardon me sonny"?

I said "YO!! YOU GOT 16 ITEMS THERE....DONCHA KNOW HOW TO COUNT LADY"?

She looked in horror at my DU T-Shirt, dropped to her knees, and started pleading for her life.

I spared her, but only because I was in a good mood.

Word is getting around folks.

[quip]

1. Yo, mamma....

is so ugly that she entered in the Ugly Contest they said, "no professionals"

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Oh I forgot to mention....

After we made peace, she looked at me and said "are you that nice boy who keeps posting about nipples"?

[Raven]

3. and combing your hair and brushing your tooth?

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. No, see....

temeah is the one who posts about nipples.

I post about whatever inane thing pops into my head.

I know I should not do that, because the lounge is reserved for serious discourse, but I do it anyway. :P

How are you today Raven...did you ever get that contractor thing with the private roads straightened out?

[Raven]

7. I'm working on it...very carefully because whatever I do has to stick.

This guy has gamed the system for 20 years, he's smart. You know, you can really get yourself in trouble when you overestimate yourself and underestimate the opponent. So, I'm being very careful. We have a site walk on Wednesday. I keep you informed. Thanks for asking!

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. OK Raven...good luck to you....

Tricky territory with an established contractor...I know.

[TZ]

4. It s when a stranger turns around and sees your DU shirt..

and tells you the Brazilian joke that will be the sign of the Lounge taking over the world.....:D

[siligut]

6. I think you are right. I can hardly wait.

I see people I know must be DUers.

[Parche]

9. She Should Have Pulled Your Pubes Out

You are mean.....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


:hi:

:hug:

[datasuspect]

10. you should have crushed her with your deltoids of justice

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. i don't even want to tell you what happened when...

I followed her out to the parking lot, and her husband was waiting for her in a car taking up two parking spaces.

[Shine]

12. You are a kind and gentle soul.

:P

[Brigid]

13. Now this one you did make up . . .

C'mon, 'fess up! :P

[lost-in-nj]

14. that was you!?!?!/

shit

I was the one behind you telling you to leave her alone...
I was letting you know I was going to breastfeed my baby ONLY of they let me smoke....


you said

WHIP IT OUT!!!!!!

you got a problem???


CALL YOUR CONGRESSMEN RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!!!!!!!!



but Old ladies are off limits!!!!


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