I mean really, is there anything you *can't* do with Bacon?!

[bicentennial_baby]

First off, Bacon Cups:



Meat House with a Bacon Roof:



Of course, the Bacon Mat:



Now...Bacon Bra:





































*I really have no comment on that last one. I merely offer it up for your perusal/derision/general sense of horror. You're Welcome*

:D

PS- I think the Bacon Cups are genius. *That* takes the BLT to a whole new level. :o

Edited to add: Soap made out of Bacon Fat:

[quadriga]

1. My mom used to make

hot dogs sliced down the middle with cheese in them and bacon wrapped around the whole thing. There are still bits of those jammed up in one of my arteries.

[DS1]

2. I saw the bacon bra yesterday, but didn't comment because it's not cooked

I wonder if a bacon thong would taste

umm

smokey :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

6. ...

:spray:

I think Bacon fat is good for the skin....moisturizing. :D

[grace0418]

3. You can't cure cancer with bacon, or clean out your arteries with it.

Well, you asked. :)

[bicentennial_baby]

7. Pffft! ok, Betty Buzzkill

x(

[grace0418]

15. I jus kiddin'!

I love bacon, although I don't eat it much.

[petronius]

4. Bacon cups and the bacon mat are genius

The meat house makes me want to turn vegetarian, and the English language is inadequate to describe what the bacon bra makes me feel...

[bicentennial_baby]

8. Yeah, I hear that...

:pals:

[petronius]

10. I will add, however, that if the bacon bra was made of pink and white fabic

I would give it a second, third, and even a fourth look. They made a really cute bikini top, if one ignores the dead pig factor...

[lost-in-nj]

5. I can't stand the slimy feeling of raw bacon

so this would skeeve me out

:puke:

but I love cooked bacon.....


:hi:


lost

[AwakeAtLast]

9. Mmmmmm.....bacon

:D


edit: had to change the pic - now with no red x!

[Shakespeare]

11. meat house....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bicentennial_baby]

13. Can you tell that i'm in a food blog mood tonight?

:D

I'm working on a Food Porn thread...it's been SO long.

Meat house. I said it.

[Shakespeare]

18. Yep! And that bacon mat is making me crave a BLT....

....soft wheat bread, miracle whip (yes, I said it....miracle whip for the best BLT; perfectly balances the saltiness of the bacon and acidity of the tomato), crispy lettuce and a nice slice of a sun-ripened brandywine.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[bicentennial_baby]

23. I'm going to pretend I didn't hear those two words....

:o

There's no miracle there. x(

[redqueen]

24. Yes! Miracle whip!

:thumbsup:

[bicentennial_baby]

26. Freakin' Texans!!

x(

[redqueen]

28. Awwww yeah...

I'm freaky deeky y'all. B-)

[Shakespeare]

27. BLTs and fried bologna sandwiches MUST have miracle whip.

:hi:

:rofl:

[redqueen]

29. Hell...

I put it on my cheese and crackers! :9

[KitchenWitch]

12. OK... The Bacon Bra? Just. Wrong. Really.

[bicentennial_baby]

14. A wee bit more than just wrong....it's

eh, I got nothing. It's bad. So bad that I had to post it.

[KitchenWitch]

17. And we thank you for that!

:P

[Swede]

16. Sure. You can't go wrong with bacon.

[redqueen]

19. Bacon boobs.

That's all that will stay with me from this thread, I know it.

[bicentennial_baby]

20. Mission Accomplished

:patriot:

Although for Shakespeare, upthread, it was "Meat House" :D

[redqueen]

25. Hehehe... yes... that looks delicious!

And she likes Miracle Whip. That is some quality stuff right there boy let me tell you.

[flvegan]

21. Bacon Cups could be the name of that "bra"

And bacon soap? Like, then wouldn't dogs follow you around and make strange men want to lick you?

[bicentennial_baby]

22. A) I already had the first thought....and B)...

:spank:

[pokerfan]

30. You wanna know how good bacon is?

To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. If it weren't for bacon, we wouldn't even know what a water chestnut is. "Thank you bacon. Sincerely, Water Chestnut III."

And bits of bacon, bits of bacon are like the fairy dust of the food community. "You don't want this baked potato? Brrring! Now it's your favorite part of the meal. Not interested in the salad? Bibbity bobbity BACON. I just turned it into an entree."

But once you put bacon in a salad, it's no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of 'find the bacon in the lettuce'. It's like you're panning for gold. Eureka!

There is something dishonest though about putting bacon in a salad - it's kind of like smoking while you jog. "I want the BLT, but I'll just get a salad with bacon and tomato. Can you put it between two pieces of toast and stick a toothpick through it? That'd be great..."

It's amazing the shrinkage that occurs with bacon. You start with a pound, you end up with a bookmark.

I never feel like I get enough bacon, at breakfast it's like they're rationing it. "Here's your two strips of bacon." "I want more, more bacon!"

Whenever I'm at a brunch buffet and they have that big metal tray filled with the 4000 pieces of bacon, I always think, "If I was here by myself...I would eat only bacon. I would steal this tray, go lay down, and eat bacon all day."

But you can't eat bacon all day, cause it's horrible for you. You know bacon's bad when a healthier choice is a donut. And we've known bacon is bad for thousands of years. It's literally a restriction on entering certain religious. "Our rules: No Killing, No Cheating on Your Wife, No Bacon." "Oooh, what was that last one?" "No Bacon." "Aaah, I'm in the wrong line."

"How many bacon jokes is he gonna do? It's like, come on!"

But bacon is that good. I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. It's like a tasty vortex.

And fat back, supposedly fat back is like bacon on steroids, you know. I've never tried fat back, probably because it's called 'fat back'. I don't know what creeps me out more - fat or back. Why don't they just throw in hairy while they're at it? "That's some good hairy fat back. That reminds me, your mother called."

"That's gotta be the end of the bacon jokes..."

I even like the name Bacon. You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot Dog movie. "Who's in this movie?" "Kevin Bacon." "Sounds good."

Thank you very much. You've been like bacon.

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[Bullwinkle925]

31. a lot of stuff i'd like to do with . . .

Oh - WAIT - I MISUNDERSTOOD . . .

:blush: :blush: :blush: :+