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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:16 PM
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THE LAY OF THE LAST SIGNALMAN
THE LAY OF THE LAST SIGNALMAN


On a thickly-wooded sponson, where the last projector stands;
The museum pair of hand-flags hanging idly in my hands,
With my jargon half-forgotten, of my stock-in-trade bereft,
I wonder what's ahead of me...the only bunting left.

The relics of my ancient craft have vanished one by one,
The cruiser arc, the Morse flag and maneuvering lights have gone,
And I hear they'd be as useless in the final global war,
As the hello, the foghorn, and the masthead semaphore.

The mast is sprouting gadgets like a nightmare Christmas tree,
There are whips and studs and waveguides, where my halyards used to be,
And I couldn't hoist a tackline through that lunatic array,
For at every height and angle there's a dipole in the way.

The alert and hawk-eyed signalman is rendered obsolete,
By the electrically operated optics of the fleet,
And the leaping barracuda or the charging submarine,
Can be sighted as a blob, upon a fluorescent screen.

To delete the human error, to erase a noble breed,
We rely upon a relay, and we pin our faith to creed,
So we press a button, make a switch, and spin a little wheel
And it's cent-per-cent efficient...when we're on an even keel.

But again I may be needed, for the time will surely come,
When we have to talk in silence, and the modern stuff is dumb,
When the signal lantern's flashing, or the flags are flying free...
It was good enough for Nelson, and it's good enough for me.



One of the reasons for my retirement is the Navy's decision that my specialty is no longer needed. This poem, written by a unknown (to me) signalman, covers my feelings very well.
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MaineDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 03:52 PM
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1. Bravo Zulu, HH
Well done and thank you.

Is it over? Are you out now? Must be a bit frightening for you.

Good luck in your retirement. :)
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 11:00 PM
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5. I will be out Tuesday
And yes, it's frightening.

Do you know my last job interview occured when I walked into a theatre and asked if they had any openings for a stage hand? They said yes, and I started that night.
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 04:01 PM
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2. Fair winds and following seas my brother, I could not agree with
you more. They will have to re-learn all the low-tech ways when we finally waste our last kilovolt of electricty on all the stupid things we use it for now.
Going to really retire? Or do the double dip thing?

I recommend the double dip thing.
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 11:01 PM
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6. Looking for work now
Too bad there are no civilian jobs that require semaphore or morse code operators...
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 04:35 PM
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3. Smooth sailing
Edited on Sat Feb-14-04 04:37 PM by oneighty
to you Hawker Hurricane, one that has been "Down To The Sea In Ships"

180
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 08:59 PM
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4. Thanks for your service, HH
BTW, what is your rate?
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-14-04 11:02 PM
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7. It isn't obvious?
I am a Signalman 1st Class (Surface Warfare).
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