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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 08:36 PM
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If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic.
If it's not longer than it's wide, then you put it on its side
Now it's longer than it's wide, and it's phallic!

(Sung to the tune of "If you're Happy and you Know It")

No, I did not make this up. I couldn't possibly be that brilliant.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 09:25 PM
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1. Ha ha!


:rofl:


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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-22-08 09:38 PM
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2. Creepy.
I started reading it and I thought, "Hey, this almost sounds like a song." Then I read your note about the tune. It gave me shivers.

:)
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-23-08 07:00 AM
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3. ...
:crazy:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-23-08 07:43 AM
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4. ....
So are you gonna start writing songs to go along with your "art" work.....:P
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-23-08 09:38 AM
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6. Probably not.
There's not much of a market for nipple music, as far as I know.

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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-23-08 08:15 AM
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5. Thanks for the earworm
It replaced Here comes Peter Cottontail.. that was annoying!! :P

:hi:
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