Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead

[DS1]

That is the actual headline

[dembotoz]

1. what-she married a republican????

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. What an ingrate.

[DS1]

4. In America, everyone leaves the hospital with a fresh new asshole

:rofl:

[Contrary1]

22. Is your picture that of a beautiful snowflake...

or a close-up view of her new improved anus?

[DS1]

23. that's taking the play-doh press to a whole new level of detail

[Fire Walk With Me]

34. It's the new "Ice Ice Baby" model, glad you like it!

[SOteric]

3. I had the same problem the last time I voted for a president.

:P

[quip]

5. Makes it sound like she changed her mind, like an Anus was some new make of car.

This Anus gets great gas mileage!

[dembotoz]

11. my anus always has lots of gas

[Dr. Strange]

16. What kind of mileage does it get?

[dembotoz]

27. i do not know

all i do know is that I have never had to stop to fill it up.

[supernova]

6. Wonder if the docs didn't use the nightB4 cartoon method

You (the surgeon) are supposed to see the patient the night before and draw on the body with a marker (preferrably a permanent Sharpie) where you are going to cut. That serves a good purpose in reminded everybody what you are supposed to do when you get to the OR, so you don't have to think about remembering which patient gets which operation.

[DS1]

7. or maybe she had left an arrow saying 'do me here'

and he took it entirely the wrong way

[quip]

20. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!!

The whole process of a person physically marking the limb/whatever on which to be operated is extremely amusing AND disturbing to me at the same time. If my fucking doctor can't figure out where he should be operating, then I have a slight confidence problem in his overall abilities!

Her boyfriend at play:



:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

35. It's the two irritated men who REALLY want to catch him, and cannot, that makes that so funny.

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. well, butter my leg and mark my butt

and shrink my sphincter :scared:

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

9. What an unexpected bonus.

It's much more fun, however, to rip new ones for folks while using NO anesthesia.

[RadiationTherapy]

10. Was it smaller than the last one?

"For better control and a scissor-like pinch, go with the best; go with Sealtite."

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Let's hope the hospital has a no-hassle return policy

[Connonym]

14. ...

:rofl:

[FloridaJudy]

13. You'd think

That the hospital would throw in a free leg fix by way of apology.

I once had a patient who showed great ingenuity in making sure the surgeon did things right. I got a furious call from the OR demanding to know who had prepped the patient for her Caesarean. I had. What I hadn't done was draw a dotted line in magic marker along her bikini line and add the instructions "Cut on dotted line" above. How the hell the woman did that when almost nine months pregnant, I'll never know. It must have taken a mirror, an awfully steady hand, and the ability to read backwards.

[Westegg]

15. Shit happens.

[The2ndWheel]

17. And here I am getting a new one

torn in me every damn day like a sucker.

[bif]

18. They sure bunged that one up!

[quip]

21. Wholly.

[underpants]

19. Yeah like Hochfranken didn't have enough a-holes already

:eyes:

[geardaddy]

24. A new anus:

as in an additional one? Or just a reconstructed one?

[quip]

25. You did what??? You're not pulling my leg! Another??...Holy shit!

[laconicsax]

26. Did you read the comments on that article?

I'd post some of them, but I'd have to alert my own post.

:puke:

[Orrex]

28. And now every time she poops, she fills up her shoe

:wtf:

[DS1]

29. absolutely

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UD_Q09ZzhUI&feature=related

[texas1928]

30. So now she is a Tighter ass.

:hide:

If she farts people say "what's that squeaking noies?"

[youthere]

31. Does it taste like licorice? OH wait...that's ANISE....

You can understand my confusion...Anise tastes like shit.

[matcom]

32. now she can join a Jim McGreevey threesome!!

and REALLY be the life of the party!

:bounce:

[trof]

33. Hochfrankeners have never known their knees from their asses.

Everybody knows that.

[Elidor]

36. Just so long as it wasn't a used anus

Who knows where those things have been?

[Chovexani]

37. She can star in the sequel to the Terrance and Philip epic

A Tale of Two Anuses.

[meow2u3]

38. Tighter ass, louder farts

Fewer dates. Enough said.

[davsand]

39. Good thing she wasn't in for a face lift.

Just sayin...


Laura

[DS1]

40. perfect

:rofl:

[Xipe Totec]

41. Was Red Foreman's foot involved?

If so, I could understand the mix-up.