I got my virginity back.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

Whoop-dee f***ing doo.

[Shakeydave]

1. Did you have to go to Mexico?

:freak:

[Andy_Stephenson]

6. No he went to The US Virgin Islands...

for recycling.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. T-shirt seen in certain islands in the West Indies.

"I slept on a virgin -- island, that is."

[Fixated]

2. ....

If you're mocking our threads, I think we're gonna beat you down.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. You forgot...

The smiley, bubba.

At least I hope you did.

[Fixated]

7. ...

I'm so sarcastic, I don't need smilies.

[SOteric]

3. Did ya

have it tightened, too?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. No.

Just got a certificate in the mail, suitable for framing.

Very thin consolation, that.

[short bus president]

9. hell,

they repossessed my libido.

[VelmaD]

10. did ya have to...

perform any special rites (like Bull on Night Court and the Re-Virginator) or perform any Herculean tasks...or just send in $9.95?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Darth Velma

[MiltonLeBerle]

11. yet ANOTHER use for SuperGlue?

or did you use duct tape?

[LosinIt]

12. Back in the day my roommate and I did that via Ernest Angley

When he says to put your afflicted parts against his hand on the TV screen we just backed that thing up and voila! Good as new!