I officially hate the Girl Scouts

[davidinalameda]

I've just finished off an entire roll of thin mints

and I want more

[KitchenWitch]

1. Get in line buddy.

I am a Brownie troop co-leader and we have GS cookies coming out our wazoo over here.

[Tyler Durden]

7. You MAY be the Anti-Christ...

I COULD be wrong.

I'm NOT.

[JVS]

2. Fucking cookie laundering operation.

Go get Keebler Grasshoppers. You can get them for $2 if you find them on sale.

[EstimatedProphet]

3. I've heard them say they're not fond of you either

[DarkTirade]

4. It's an evil plot.

The only way to win is not to play.

[texanwitch]

5. I have 8 more boxes to pick up tonight.

You need a GS connection.

[BOSSHOG]

8. For years

I've gotten 12 boxes of thin mints a year, stick them in the freezer and eat them one box a month. I go to thinmints anonymous meetings.

[texanwitch]

9. I will have to hide the boxes.

They won't last long if put them in the freezer in the orginal boxes.

I should have bought a few more boxes.

[mainegreen]

6. MMmmmmm

[LostinVA]

10. Let's not mention what happened to a box of Shortbread when I was PMSing this weekend

Okay?

[Sweet Freedom]

11. I can't believe how many I've eaten.

My kid is a GS and I bought 6 boxes of cookies. I ate 4 boxes in two weeks. :9

[dembotoz]

12. my problem--the box is not the suggested serving size.

I am working on that.
but an opened box has never gotten stale with me around.

[youthere]

15. Here's the solution...

before you eat any GS cookie you must snap it in half. That way all the calories leak out and you can eat as many as you want, guilt free.

[dembotoz]

16. Really???? Thanks , I will try that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[youthere]

17. No problem.

This strategy also works with potato chips.

[edbermac]

13. GS cookies are more addictive than crack.

I think they put something in them, like cigarette companies put in nicotine.

[Greyskye]

14. How can you hate this?

Actually :evilgrin: I'm pissed. My beloved Samoas have been replaced by an inferior copy-cat "Caramel deLite". It's not the same! :cry:

[Tyler Durden]

18. YIKES. where did SHE come from?

And how do I get assigned to HER troop?

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I bought 50 boxes from BabyMidlo.

When they arrive sometime next week, I expect BoyMidlo to plow through them like Sherman's March to the Sea.