Dear Sir,
I send salutations from my country, the sovereign nation of Antarctica.
Now that I have carefully read your email, I cannot express to you the sheer scale of my incredulity.
I instantly considered your intentions to be criminal.
This is indeed a miracle. You actually chose little old me out of all the hundreds of millions of the world's other suckers.
However, I must respectfully decline your very kind offer, as I am already deliriously rich, due to my being an Internet tycoon.
I visited your beautiful country recently. I'm probably mistaken, but I am sure I saw your name on a wanted poster.
Anyway, I was so excited, I went out and purchased four oil refineries.
Now, I have just had a wonderful thought. Perhaps I could be of more assistance to YOUR fellow scammers and crooks.
Listen: Why not simply provide me with all YOUR details (including bank account numbers, PIN numbers, etc.) and I will deposit heaps of lovely money into your account? There is no need for references, as I trust you implicitly. After all, you obviously have faith and trust in me.
Yours ever sincerely
Dr B.S. Hit
Or this link:
http://www.personaldetails.freeserve.co.uk/