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I figured I'd post it here so nobody else will take it. :(
(It covers "Monty Python's Flying Circus" only. I might make up one later about the films.)
1. Who played the "It's Man"?
2. Who scored 28.1 points on "Famous Deaths"?
3. What is composer Arthur Jackson's nickname?
4. What did Ernest Scribbler write?
5. What was H.G. Superman's secret identity?
6. What was the name of the only surviving relative of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern -schplenden -schlitter -crasscrenbon -fried -digger -dangle -dungle -burstein -von -knacker -thrasher -apple -banger -horowitz -ticolensic -grander -knotty -spelltinkle -grandlich -grumblemeyer -spelterwasser -kürstlich -himbleeisen -bahnwagen -gutenabend -bitte -eine -nürnburger -bratwustle -gerspurten -mit -zweimache -luber -hundsfut -gumberaber -shönendanker -kalbsfleisch -mittler -raucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
7. What would happen to Crunchy Frog if you took out the bones?
8. What means "It's a great idea, but possibly not, and I'm not being indecisive"?
9. How did Angus Podgorny figure to get 48 million kilts into the van?
10. What would Mr. Lambert do if you said "mattress" to him?
11. How would you get him to stop?
12. "This bird wouldn't 'voom' if __________!"
13. "Oh, Bevis! I thought you were so __________!"
14. Scott Pine and the Conifers were guests on what show?
15. What was interesting about Howard Stools?
16. Who won the title of 127th Upper-Class Twit of the Year?
17. "You see, there's Defence, Social Security, Health, Housing, Education, __________."
18. When Dinsdale Piranha was very depressed, Spiny Norman could be anything up to __________.
19. The chief weapons of the Spanish Inquisition were surprise, fear, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope and __________.
20. Ewen MacTeagle's greatest work was "Can I have Fifty Pounds ___________."
21. "I have this terrible feeling of __________."
22. "I have this terrible feeling of __________."
23. These are the words not to be used again: b*m, b*tty, p*x, kn*ckers, kn*ckers, w**-w**, __________.
24. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (bell) (whistle) Edward (car horn) (train) (buzzer) Thomas Moo "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (gunshot) William (silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway..." (cuckoo cuckoo) naaoooo Smith was a candidate of what party?
25. What great opponent of Cartesian dualism resists the reduction of psychological phenomena to physical states?
26. According to Roy Spim, there's nothing more dangerous than __________.
27. What is Rule Six?
28. What role did Vanilla Hoare play in a geological syncline?
29. S. Frog changed the name of Conquistador Instant Coffee to __________.
30. Where did Mr. Ken Andrews of Leighton Road, Slough hide so as to not be seen?
31. In an English-Hungarian phrase book published by Alexander Yalt of 46 Horton Terrace, "Can you direct me to the station?" was translated into English as "___________."
32. "Or lobster Thermidor au crevettes with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and __________."
33. Why didn't Thompson want to eat the captain?
34. What are the two ways to put a budgie down?
35. How do you play the flute?
36. When the "It's Man" finally got his own show, who were his guests?
37. Is this the right room for an argument?
38. "Mount Everest — forbidding, aloof, terrifying. The mountain with ___________."
39. "And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhea trying to pick up hairy, bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel, and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman remains to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, Torremolinos" and complaining about the food — "It's so greasy, isn't it?" — and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl's sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express, and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak, and then he throws up over the __________."
40. Where do ordinary British mums stand on young people?
41. What is located at 22A Runcorn Avenue?
42. What happened to the runny Camembert?
43. The Cheese Westerns were "Rogue Cheddar," "Gunfight at Gruyere Corral," "Ilchester '73" and "__________."
44. What is located at the corner of Anti-Semitic Street and Pogrom Square in Smolensk?
45. Maurice and Kevin danced to what song by Clodagh Rogers?
46. What was the outcome of the Olympic Hide-And-Seek final between Francisco Huron of Paraguay and Don Roberts of Hinckley, Leicestershire?
47. What would be almost unattainable on the planet Algon?
48. "Dennis dum... Dennis dee... __________."
49. Who won the Mountbatten Trophy at the Light Entertainment Awards?
50. Jacques Montgolfier was so excited on the eve of the first ascent in a hot-air balloon, he could hardly __________.
51. Why did Chris Quinn take his ant back to the department store to complain about it?
52. "Bally Jerry pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father. Harry blighter dickie-birdied, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspie, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his _____ in the __________."
53. What did Mrs. Robinson, Mrs. Gorilla and Mrs. Smoker all buy, and why?
54. Has Mr Neutron escaped in time? Is the world utterly destroyed? How can Mr Neutron and his child bride survive? Will his mighty powers be of any avail against the holocaust?
55. Coventry City last won the FA Cup in what year?
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