I for one don't want a President who only works at 3:00 am

[matcom]

what if something happens around noonish?

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Can we have three presidents working in 8-hour shifts?

:shrug:

[matcom]

2. that won't work

I need more than 16 hours to sober up.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Well, you don't have to do all 8 hours at once.

I mean, you're president and all...

[matcom]

4. can I drink for 4, play pResident for 4, drink for 4 more...

oh wait.

yeah, I'd still be drunk.

mind if TM stands in for me when needed? we can switch positions from under the desk to oval office chair and back!

:bounce:








:hide:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Just don't give her any blue dresses.

:yoiks:

[matcom]

6. you mean "again" right?

x(

[GOPisEvil]

7. If your caller id says "K. Starr", don't answer.

Pretend you're not home. Trust me on this.

[matcom]

8. but WHAT IF THE CALL COMES AT 3:00 AM!!!???111

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Then make Hillary answer the phone.

[Bucky]

9. Sure, but would they ever have any vacation time?

One thing the past 8 years has taught me is that presidents need LOTS of vacation time. People complain Bush spends too much time on vacation, but I say look at all the wars he hasn't started cause he was cooling his jets in Crawford.

[matcom]

10. why are you so anti-Brush?

:cry:

[DS1]

12. 3:00 is when all the good bars close

x(

[Forkboy]

13. I do.

I'm so sick of these serious ones.

The end is coming regardless, so let's party!

Ok, too cynical for a Friday? :P