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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:05 AM
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How much does George and Churchill have in common?
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:07 AM
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1. Species?
No, sorry, chimps only share 98%(?) of their genes with us.
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:09 AM
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2. Both are carbon-based life forms?
nm
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mobuto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:10 AM
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3. Both Bush and Churchill had American mothers
and neither had much use for labor unions. Other than that, uh...
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 10:12 AM
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4. War hero?
No, wait. That was Churchill.

Brilliant orator? Oops, no. Churchill again.

Matchless wartime leader? Nope. Churchill.

Competant writer? Yep, you guessed it; Churchill only.

Talented artist? CHURCHILL!

Damn, man. Can't think of a thing!
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 12:15 PM
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5. So true
n/t
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 01:47 PM
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7. I thought of one
Bush: has a wife who wears clothes made out of motel-grade upholstery fabric


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Ohio Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 12:19 PM
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6. Neither one of them is from Texas.
In reality, I mean. I don't know if Churchill ever pretended to be from Texas or not.
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 02:10 PM
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8. We each had an American Mother (n/t)
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 02:27 PM
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9. Both alcoholics
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-12-04 04:26 PM
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10. both liked insulting people ...
Though Sir Winston's jibes were far more sophisticated.
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