My idiotic nephew is on WHO WANTS TO DIE A LONELY, SHAMEFUL, ABHORRENT, UNPITIED, VILE PAUPER today.

[Rabrrrrrr]

I don't know why anyone would want to be on that show.

Seriously, who even comes up with these shows? Me?

They're awful.

Last week my aunt was on WHO WANTS TO FONDLE RUSH LIMBAUGH'S HEMORRHOIDS AND THEN BE SHOT IN THE HEAD, and the week before my neighbor's son was on WHO WANTS TO BE HUMILIATED THEN BURIED ALIVE AT SEA.

It's getting out of control.

Though I have to admit, I'm tempted to try out for WHO WANTS TO HAVE THEIR TESTICLES EATEN BY PUMAS.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What time? I LOVE that show.

:bounce:

[Chovexani]

2. I would love to volunteer a few people for that last show.

Like the O'Reilly worshipping freeptard in my office.

[Parche]

3. I Heard MATCOM Wants To Be On

'Who wants to fondle Ann Coulter's Adams Apple while sitting on Karen Hughes's face'

:hi:

[kaiden]

4. Ack!

[madinmaryland]

5. It's hosted by Dan Snyder?

:hide:

[TZ]

6. Hey slacker!!

Shouldn't you be working?!:P PFFFT!!!

[madinmaryland]

8. At least I didn't post what Parche did?

:puke:

[Initech]

7. Next week I'll make an apperance on...

"WHO WANTS TO KICK AN OXYCONTIN ADDICTED FAT SLOB OF A RADIO TALK SHOW HOST WHO THINKS HE HAS MORE INFLUENCE ON THE AMERICAN POLITICAL SCENE THAN HE REALLY DOES IN THE SHRINKING TESTICLES?"

[redqueen]

9. Is that the show where they ask questions, and each anser gets more money?

I think I've seen it once or twice.

There's a new show where they hook contestants up to lie detectors. That looks awful.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. No, this is one where they ask questions then drain the contestant's bank account

steal all their belongings, then push them out on the street to die an awful death.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

10. He's on "The O'Reilly Factor?"

nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. LOL! Good one!

I can't wait until he's canceled.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Well, everyone, he won. So we won't be, uh, well we won't be seeing him again.

That's the way it goes.