Free To A Good Home

[BarenakedLady]

Housebroken, all shots updated

10 yr old female
7 yr old male
6 yr old female

Included in deal: 30 lbs of stuffed animals, Pokemon cards, neediness, attitude and lack of respect.

All transactions are final.





















Staff Development Day = no school
Next week = Winter break
Kill me now

[VenusRising]

1. Must they go together?

Or are you willing to separate them? :P

Hang in there, BNL. :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

3. They'd love to be separated!

LoL.

Thanks. :D

[Parche]

2. Lets Fly To Hawaii!!!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

4. You don't have to ask me twice!

Let's go!

:woohoo:

[Tyler Durden]

5. May I suggest you sell them for medical testing?

Proctor and Gamble still does animal testing...

[BarenakedLady]

7. Now there is a thought...

Do they do small human testing too?

[Tyler Durden]

12. You could even maybe get some cute bunnies in return....

[BarenakedLady]

14. Ooooo bunnies!

They don't talk back either. :D

[Tyler Durden]

17. ....

[Guava Jelly]

6. Can I get the MOM instead?

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

8. The MOM is even more difficult

to handle.

:P

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

11. Nothing worthwhile is easy

;)
:hi: Happy Friday BNL :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

16. Happy Friday, GoP

I'm trying. LoL.

:hug:

[Parche]

33. I Got First 'Choice'!!!

:woohoo: :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

37. My ass!!... I knew her first..

:mad: :D :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

38. Now boys...

There is enough of me to go around.

I'm easy like that.

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

39. But I don't wannnna share. grrrrrrrr!!!! :o(

(See now you have two more whining kids to deal with) :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

40. I'm sure a time-share schedule could be drawn up

Whine, whine, whine....story of my life.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

42. Now I'm thirsty.

Wine, wine, wine... did you say? :D
:P

[BarenakedLady]

45. Wine yes...mmmm wine.

Darn, I don't have any wine.

This day SUCKS!!!

x(





;)

[Guava Jelly]

47. I don't either..

:(

[texas1928]

9. Shots of brown liquor and duct tape, work wonders.

:P



:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

13. Looking for duct tape and liquor now...

Thanks!

:D

[Gormy Cuss]

10. I dunno. Free on the internet with no background check makes me think they are poorly socialized.

Any history of biting or fighting?
:+

[BarenakedLady]

15. Fighting, yes

But I find if you throw them into separate crates, they quiet right down...eventually.

:P

[LynneSin]

18. I could use some manual labor around my house - send me the oldest

She'll come screaming for you in a week!

[BarenakedLady]

19. Deal.

Good luck trying to get her to actually do any work.

:P

[LynneSin]

23. See, I'm the employer NOT the mommy

big difference there

[BarenakedLady]

25. Good point.

They are well behaved at school too. What's up with that?

[Inchworm]

20. I can turn them around like Mary Poppins

There is hope!

I'll need to move into your basement.

I just really do one thing really. On days when they are home I dress them up early and lock them outside. At lunch time they can come in and clean a little before they eat. Then clean more til they whine after.

Then at about 2 I say.. ok, in or out.

9 times out of 10 they choose out. Be back before the street lights come on!

hmmm... wait.. that didnt work so good when mom did that to me :P

Hang in there Chicky.

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

21. Thanks

Do you snore?

:P

[Inchworm]

22. Only if I get too drunk

I dont do that around kids so you are golden. Do you have a couch down there? I can make a pallate in the floor.

No fee.

:P

[BarenakedLady]

24. Pull out couch

on the other side of the room. I don't snore.

:P

[Inchworm]

26. You can do whatever you want

snore, whistle, jumpingjacks, naked yoga... anything.

I'll maintain professionalism.

:patriot:

[Inchworm]

41. Darn

No naked yoga.

I was hoping the job had perks.

*pulls umbrella out of carpet bag and drifts off*

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

43. It's naked Pilates.

PILATES...

[Inchworm]

48. I'll be in my bunk

for realz hehe.

I think I'll take a nap and try today again in a few hours :banghead:

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

50. Sounds like a plan

:hi:

Enjoy your nap Inchworm.

[LeftyMom]

27. And people keep asking me when I'll have another.

And wondering why I respond the way I do.

:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:
No.
Seriesly. Hell no.
:rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl:

It's hard enough without being outnumbered.

[BarenakedLady]

28. My son asked when he's getting a brother.

I told him when Daddy finds his next wife.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

36. LK kept wanting to hang out in the baby section at stores.

I thought it meant he wanted a sibling.

Turned out he just wanted to buy some cute baby stuff for somebody, and we didn't know anybody with a baby. My sister's best friend got knocked up, and he was happy.

[Zookeeper]

29. How about a swap?

Three teens: 13, 15 and 17. Wannabe grown-ups with none of the usual responsibilities. They have special insights to share regarding the stupidity of our generation. The 17 year old will clear the left-overs out of your refrigerator. The 15 year old will keep things lively due to hormonal changes.

(Good luck next week! :hi: )

[BarenakedLady]

31. Do not scare me

with my future...

:cry:

[DarkTirade]

30. Y'know, I was just thinking about starting up a Dickensian factory of some sort

and I needed workers... :evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

32. Excellent...

and extremely practical. I'll bring them right over.

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

34. I am so there with you.

My daughter has been a total PITA this week.

[BarenakedLady]

35. I feel for you

Really, I do.

x(

[Sanity Claws]

44. Any pics?

I want to see if they have enough meat on them. Bones are good for soup but I want more than that.

[BarenakedLady]

46. Alas,

They are all on the skinny side. I suppose I should feed them.

[Connonym]

49. I'll trade you

11 year old with ADD and a 15 year old who thinks she's smarter than any adult that ever lived. Pay ya extra if you'll take the yapping pup too.

[BarenakedLady]

51. Fair trade

Your two and a yapping dog for my three, two big dogs who want in/out every three minutes, two cats (one who drools and the other with dingleberries), and an evil hamster.

Okies?

:rofl: