No facts, just flames: Democratic candidates on UFO ABDUCTIONS:

[Robb]

In an effort to break through the fog of real information in this forum, the Dingbat will be posting occasional "Just flames, no facts" thread topics to discuss the Democratic presidential primary candidates' positions on various issues.

Let's try to provide some useless information here. What do we know about the candidates' promises, positions, and records on the issue of UFO abduction? :crazy:


Heh.

[WillParkinson]

1. Robb is a dingbat....

But everyone knows that already.

Do you ever think that ANY president will truly open the records on UFO phenomenon?

[patdem]

2. Robb is a dingbat?

:evilgrin:

[WillParkinson]

3. See, told you...

We all KNOW it.

[SlavesandBulldozers]

4. i think Dean made it clear

in his "Yeaahhrgh" speech (anybody see it?) that he was pro-Having Aliens-Come-Down-And-Destroy-Capitalism-After-Abducting-True-Marxists. This was right in line with his "Socialist" agenda that the press kept telling me about. This is why i switched from Dean and joined the Kerry camp, because I understand, mostly by telepathy, that Kerry is actually an alien ambassador from the planet GrayCoif9. His hair is a landing pad for future Coifian colonists to this Earth.

[boxster]

"Coifian" Hehe.

Too funny. :D

[Robb]

5. I'd like to hear from DK's press secretary...

...Where is Dennis on the issue of Congress allowing alien robots, for example GrovelBot, to eat my brains? :shrug:

[WillParkinson]

6. That's just RUDE!

Why would you want to starve the little fellers?

[sasquatch]

7. I think they'll come and give DK a award

COOLEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE

It will be awarded to him by a previous winner Jimi Hendrix.

[Rowdyboy]

8. Does anyone know where the candidates stand on the vital issue of

anal probes by alien ET's? Enquiring minds want to know!

[Robb]

9. I think Kerry is against alien marriage...

but would rather legislators stick to the issue of civil Communion!

Frankly, whatever you do in the privacy of your own flying saucer is none of the government's business. :silly:

[Rowdyboy]

10. Somebody call Agents Mulder and Scully!

Civil communion sounds about right...