Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman?

[Phillycat]

Poll question: Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman?

Tough call. I gotta go with Natalie. And NO, you don't get a "both" option. Greedy!

[MrCoffee]

1. This poll makes me want to die

You suck.

[Phillycat]

4. The title of this poll is exactly the question you ask yourself

when you're spending quality time with yourself, isn't it?

[MrCoffee]

5. Shut up! My boss is looking!

[theredpen]

2. Natalie jumped the shark asQueen Amidala

Some day, all of the people responsible for episodes 1-3 will be caught and punished for their crimes.

[LTR]

3. Something that might interest Scarlett fans

By way of FARK.com:

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz film "erotic" and "shocking" lesbian scene for new movie titled "THE BEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD."

http://www.nypost.com/seven/02072008/gossip/pagesix/sapphic_steam_441536.htm

Actually, it's for an upcoming Woody Allen flick.

[Richardo]

6. ?!?!?!?!?

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[Phillycat]

12. Crap, I made Richardo's head explode.

Cleanup on aisle 12!

[flvegan]

7. I'd like to sample each one before voting.

I love democracy.

[MrCoffee]

8. Nice post, Monique

:freak:

[flvegan]

10. 'Tweren't nothin, Daphne, but thanks!

[DS1]

9. Natalie

Me like big brains over big tits, even if those big tits look oh so..


I'll be in my bunk

[Phillycat]

11. She's just more beautiful.

Her bone structure is amazing.

EDITED TO ADD: yes, she does have bones. I know you didn't notice.

And I don't want to hear anything about your...just. Just don't reply to this, okay?

[DS1]

18. Yes, she is

and a brunette, too. More points.


One time, many years ago, a friend and I had this plan while she was at Harvard for him to jump out at her while she was jogging and me come running to kick his ass and save her.

:rofl:

hormones, it's a hell of a drug

[skygazer]

13. That's a lousy photo of Scarlett

I really like the way she can carry off that old-time screen siren look. Natalie has beautiful eyes, though.

I guess I'll go with the dog. :P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

14. 2 reasons why the answer is Scarlett

can you guess what they are?

[Phillycat]

16. They're real, too.

And they're spectacular!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. you ain't kidding

*faints*

[underpants]

20. As famous as that night was for her.... I stumbled on to this a while ago

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. Great Ceasar's Ghost!!

*drops dead of sexiness exposure*

[rockymountaindem]

15. They both look awful in that pic

Although I can never figure out why people fantasize about celebrities.

[Tektonik]

23. awful?

How so?

[rockymountaindem]

27. They both look glazed, with a hint of malicious intent

Not to mention the harsh pulled-back hairdos make it look like their foreheads are bigger than Alaska. With all these "hot" celebrities, skilled makeup artists and photographers/editors, you'd think so many of these magazine covers wouldn't look like the title should say "animatronics weekly".

[rockymountaindem]

25. Whoops, wrong place

[Iggo]

19. You mean, Which One First?

Flip a coin, babe.

[Richardo]

21. Why did they have to make up Scarlett to look like an Olsen triplet?

x(

I'll just refer to the pic in underpants' post :)

[underpants]

32. The who-the what?

[Tektonik]

24. They're both hot

but Natalie is more striking to my eyes

[PVnRT]

26. I like my women curvy

So I'll go with Scarlett.

[SweetLeftFoot]

28. Big brains v big tits

At least Scarlett's tits never worked as an intern for the despicable Alan Dershowitz like brainy Natalie.

[redqueen]

29. Neither.

Voted otherwise, though. :)

[SweetLeftFoot]

30. Big brains v big tits

At least Scarlett's tits never worked as an intern for the despicable Alan Dershowitz like brainy Natalie.

[SweetLeftFoot]

Big brains v big tits

At least Scarlett's tits never worked as an intern for the despicable Alan Dershowitz like brainy Natalie.

[SweetLeftFoot]

31. Big brains v big tits

At least Scarlett's tits never worked as an intern for the despicable Alan Dershowitz like brainy Natalie.

[SweetLeftFoot]

33. Big brains v big other things

At least Scarlett's boobs never worked as an intern for the despicable Alan Dershowitz like brainy Natalie.