To the people who gave me valentines hearts...

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

What the hell is wrong with you? I've gone to great lengths to cultivate my cranky, caustic, unlovable online personality on here, and now you're screwing all up my mojo. After all the stupid, unwarranted, vitriolic things I've said, you still want to give me a heart? Look, I'm an asshole. But you... you go and SUPPORT the kind of crap I spew. Why, God, why? That makes you an even bigger asshole than me. Nice going. I also have a strong suspicion that I know who you people are, and I'm putting all of you on ignore just to be certain.