How much money would it take for you to moderate GDP?

[Liberal Veteran]

I just finished perusing that area and I think I'd rather clean out bedpans with my tongue than have to moderate that group.

Whoever is assigned to do it, if you are reading this, you have my respect and pity.

You are made of sterner stuff than I am.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. If I were doing it there'd be hardly anybody left.

But it would be like cleaning the Augean stables.

[radfringe]

2. million dollars an hour

plus a 500,000 bonus for every thread I lock

and I quit after the first 8 hours

[Kutjara]

3. It'd be easy. I'd just write...

...a JavaScript routine to delete every post the second it was made. Problem solved at little or no cost to the quality of debate on DU.

[TZ]

4. I value my sanity and health

more than money. Nuh-uh not me!!:crazy:

[baldguy]

5. No money

But, give me a tazer & some duct tape & we'll talk.

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I'd do it for nothing

And the place would be knee-deep in blood.