We don't have Olive Gardens in the UK. I think I'm going to start a chain.

[billyskank]

I'll sell Indian food. That'll confuse the tourists.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear billyskank!

Oh, goodie!

Next time we visit, you'll have to take us into your restaurant!

:toast:

[fizzgig]

2. can i still breastfeed there?

what about smoke?

please? :D

[billyskank]

3. It'll be mandatory.

If you don't come in with an infant, one will be found for you. :D

[fizzgig]

8. i'm sure i could find some volunteers

;)


:P

[billyskank]

10. *cough*

The thought never crossed my breasts.

Mind. :D

[fizzgig]

14. you're such a boob

:P

[DS1]

4. chain Indian food?

:cry:

[billyskank]

5. I'll have fuckers putting vindaloos into vacuum-packed bags

on a production line in Swansea.

[DS1]

13. I'll have to put a pillow over your head in your sleep if you do that

because it's too wrong on too many levels

[bicentennial_baby]

20. We kinda had fast food Indian food in Boston, didn't we?

:hi:

[billyskank]

22. We absolutely did.

I haven't forgotten those samosas. :hi:

Left cheek: :* Right cheek: :* Hug: :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

23. That was fun

:bounce:

Kisses for you baby! :hug:

:loveya:

[Raven]

6. An English Olive Garden...I love it! n/t

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. You'd bring such sadness to a country known for its cuisine?

Why do you hate the queen? :cry:

[LaurenG]

9. As long as there are garbonzo beans (chick peas) involved

I'll eat there. Oh and would you mind making a few dairy free entrees for us lactose intolerant and vegan DUer's?

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. Public breastfeeding is not for the lactose intolerant.

[LaurenG]

12. Oh but just imagine all the people who would come to Billy's restaurant

just to watch, you know they'd eat too! :7

[redwitch]

15. I think you should call your chain The Rose Garden

A real brussel sprouts/Yorkshire pudding kind of a place. With live reenactments of Henry VIII's marital troubles. It would be veddy, veddy English! Oh, and all the waitresses should look like Margaret Thatcher! :think:

[billyskank]

16. There's not much call for a chain of English-themed restaurants in England.

;)

[redwitch]

17. Then you'll just have to come 'ere with it! The Second British Invasion!

We love you Brits!

:bounce:

[pandaexpress]

18. I've never had Indian food, is it good? nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. You bet it's good!

Welcome to DU!

Enjoy yourself in our crazy, very addictive little village!

:hi:

[Inchworm]

21. lol- devious!

Like tourists can possibly be any more confused as it is :)

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

24. That's just wrong.

We have the most amazing all-vegetarian, mostly vegan Indian place here, if you ever do a west coast leg on one of your tours of the States I'll have to take you.