Matcom's Rant for the Day: CHECK MY DAMNED LIBIDO BEFORE YOU LEAVE!!!!!

[matcom]

if you see that I need "Attention" DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!

don't just FLUSH my NEEDS Down The BOWL!!

Don't "jiggle" my EMOTIONS!!!!

IF MY HANDLE IS "UP" DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

sorry Lynne

:bounce:

[Fenris]

1. Word on the street is...

You're all stopped up.

:D

[salinen]

3. But it's just floating there

all nutty and corny.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

2. she's right here...I'll send her home

but she said the one that smelt it dealt it. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

4. tell her to pick up a six-pack will ya?

:D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. No worries.

Small or extra small?

[DS1]

6. Hey, we don't talk about balls that way around here

Not even Titleists.

Btw, GOPIsEvil requested that I share his dirty toilet plunger picture with you all...