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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 10:52 PM
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I hear (your favorite candidates') website is powered by whale oil.
It's true. I read it on (my favorite fringe website).

Funny how (your candidate) hasn't bothered to refute the accusation, either. (His/Her) silence speaks volumes.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:27 AM
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1. That is completely and utterly untrue.
I know for a fact my candidate's website is powered by baby oil.

Made from real babies.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:28 AM
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2. Actually it's run on aborted whale fetuses.
Which actually burns much cleaner than coal.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:30 AM
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3. (Your candidate's) website is powered by orphans running on treadmills.
I know this is true because I read it on GD-P.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:31 AM
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4. Nuh uh. He's vegan and his website is powered by rainbows and children's laughter.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 12:32 AM
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5. And yours is powered by the blubber of baby harp seals.
Clubbed in a most cruel way.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 08:22 AM
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6. Well, yeah, it is - but I'm not embarrassed by it.
And proclaim it loudly in 72 point type on the splash page.

:P
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:10 AM
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7. Damn Mercerbots!
(all three)
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mikeytherat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-05-08 09:12 AM
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8. Small image, best I could find:


From Futurama. It's a barrel of Mobil Dick Whale Oil (the internal-combustion fuel of the future).

mikey_the_rat
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