I'm considering a classic Rock 'n' Roll trade.

[ZombieNixon]

Poll question: I'm considering a classic Rock 'n' Roll trade.

Sell my soul to Satan, Lord of the Flies, Prince of Darkness, Great Beast Who Is Called Dragon, in exchange for becoming the greatest guitarist ever. I will then waste my skills by playing the same four chords over and over again save for the occasional mind-blowing riff just to keep the music world on its toes.

What say you?

[KitchenWitch]

1. Stop listening to Eric Clapton!

:D

[ZombieNixon]

6. Just because some British hippie had the idea first doesn't mean it's not still valid!

x( :P

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. I sincerely hope you can guess my vote

If not, well... :P But by all means, you'll be keeping the music world on its proverbial and collective toes, love. :P :*

[ZombieNixon]

5. Well, if you are so far the only one who voted than, yes, I can.

:P

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. How good are you at darts?

:D

[ZombieNixon]

4. A damn sight better than the blind god of night, Hödr, that's for damn sure.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

7. Go with Loki.

For a 'trickster' god, his 'tricks' were pretty fucking sadistic and mean-spirited.
Sounds like a winner all the way!

[ZombieNixon]

8. Yeah, he was kind of douche, wasn't he?

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Here — have a few lessons

Like, say, a G sharp maj. 9th sweep arpeggio. Just yer basic metal stuff.

This chick will blow you away — or make you want to chuck your guitar into Lake Michigan.

http://www.youtube.com/user/lorilinstruth

[ZombieNixon]

10. Yeah, that's why I'm offering Satan and/or Loki my soul.

Pursuant to section 13 subparagraph 9a of the Fairness in Hell Act, of course, stipulating that no action be taken to hasten my demise in order to collect afore mentioned soulular rights.

Actually, with sweeps like that I don't have much trouble the notes (I have no idea what the arpeggios are called; I just remember fingering patterns). I need to improve my speed and not having the nasty muddy sound when a lower string rings out after a pull-off. x(

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. All's y'gotta do is ask

http://lorinator.feminoise.com/the-real-secret-to-playing-fast/

:D

[ZombieNixon]

12. Hey, if it works.

I've tried that, but got impatient (obviously). I should try not to do that. :P