I just got covered in ooze

[TrogL]

The top of my ear was itchy so I rubbed it and my hand came away soaked.

There was a tiny lump there earlier, but not big enough to account for that much stuff.

:wtf:

[Robb]

1. Probably a tumor

And you should give me all your stuff.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. From your thread title I assumed you'd been in GD:P.

[soleft]

3. Maybe your ear got bit by one of those spider things in Cloverfield

[Shell Beau]

4. That sounds kinda yucky!

[Javaman]

5. Perhaps your head is leaking. nt

[Angleae]

6. You wouldn't happen to be carrying

an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on your back would you?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Must be ectoplasm....

from your haunted ear.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Sounds like the excrement of flesh-eating bacteria

or a zit.

:hi:

[Richardo]

9. Sounds like a scene in 'Something About Mary'

:)

[rug]

10. Please keep us informed on the viscosity of your feces.

[lightningandsnow]

11. A cyst, perhaps?

I got a cyst on my ear once that was filled with liquid and burst...gross.

[quip]

12. How eerie!