I would not show my buttocks on television

[Donk Yore]

would you?

My buttocks may be photogenic, but very, very shy!

[Kutjara]

1. Only if it was important to the role and...

...done in good taste. Or if I'm drunk.

[Donk Yore]

2. Well

I can see myself doing it in one out of your three possibilities!

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. I demand $1.4 million for the privilege

of admiring my buttocks.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. But you must.

[DarkTirade]

5. Only if they gave me a gym membership for a year beforehand... :P

[DS1]

6. I will

so long as everyone is also Rick Roll'd at the same time.

[CreekDog]

7. Which is a point in your favor!

:applause:

[ooga booga]

8. I would...in fact....

I'd like to be the man with three buttocks from the Monty Python sketch - Mister Arthur Frampton (as played by Terry Jones).