Why did the mermaid wear seashells?

[pokerfan]

Because the D shells were too big.

(In my defense, I'd never heard it before.)

[underpants]

1. How do you kill a circus?

you go straight for the juggler

[FloridaJudy]

2. How do you stop a charging Rhinoceros?

Take away his credit card.

[pokerfan]

4. What kind of horses go out after dark?

Nightmares.

[Flatline]

3. She had to protect her pearls somehow....n/t

[Steven_S]

5. How do you get the plumber mad when he's drinking water...

slam the toilet seat on his head. :hurts:

[Arkansas Granny]

6. Did you hear about the cat who backed into the fan?

Disaster.