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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:50 PM
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WTF? I just saw an Enzyte commercial
1. I thought that they were banned?

2. What's the street value of placebo winkie-enlargers?
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-20-08 11:54 PM
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1. Lamest scam ever
God I hate those ads
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:05 AM
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2. You could just get some bulls balls for your pickup
Edited on Mon Jan-21-08 03:07 AM by ashling
then you would be smilin' like Bob. :hi:

on edit: I almost forgot to mentio: (all three)
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regnaD kciN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:23 AM
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3. They've got a similar brand at the local Fred Meyer...
...that's hard to miss, since these particular pills are electric blue. (I assume to look like Viagra?) In any event, the packaging is among the most unintentionally-hilarious things I've seen a awhile. The ad copy on the back makes it clear that the product is intended for men (including that it "increases blood flow to the penis"), but right next to it is a lawyer-penned disclaimer including "do not use if you are pregnant or nursing."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-21-08 03:29 AM
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4. the one where women line up to sit on Santa's enzyte-enhanced woodie?
:o
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