In honor of Bush's MTP interview: Post me a whooper you want me to believe

[LynneSin]

Step right up members of the Democratic Underground old and new. I'm just a dumb American who is to believe anything that comes out of anyone's mouth especially if it's the umpteenth excuse the Bush Regime has made to justify the war in Iraq.

Since obviously the Bush regime thinks my IQ is that of a turnip, I'll believe anything you say.

So now is the time to tell me the "facts" as you see it. Post your revised statements about anything and everything and I LynneSin will believe whatever you tell me.

[DiverDave]

1. I am Elvis

Yeah, yeah, thats the ticket!

[LynneSin]

4. I knew you were alive. Which mini market are you working at?

And is that mini market in Arkansas or Tennessee?

:shrug:

[Norbert]

22. No. He is the heir to Winston Churchhill

http://capeargus.co.za/index.php?fSetId=224&fSectionId=55&fArticleId=342132

I think he must be smoking that wacky tobaccy again.

[Bluzmann57]

2. It's all Clinton's fault

Oh wait, that ones a bit old by now. Oh what the heck, lets use it anyway!

[terrya]

3. post deleted.

[childslibrarian]

5. I George w.

am a vegan intellectual. I read Plato and absorb the Sunday NY Times
For fun...I got a coffee cup from Amazon for being such a good customer...

[madrchsod]

6. i paid for

neil bush`s hookers!!

[DU9598]

7. I too served

In the Alabama National Guard in 1972, oops, I wasn't born in 1972, but my pregnant mom did.

[LynneSin]

9. Let me guess, she got knocked up while in the National Guard

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

8. I'm sure those were some high quality hookers

:eyes:

[jpak]

10. He's a uniter!

and he don't drank no more....

[LynneSin]

16. Actually, he really is a uniter

He united all of us to work together to get his ass out of office.

:shrug:

[MAlibdem]

11. A Whopper you can be happy to see

[LynneSin]

17. eep, my cholesterol just went up 20 points

make it go away!!!

[dflprincess]

12. If his guard unit had been called up

he would have gone .

I ranted about this remark of Bush*'s in another thread. I've been ranting since I heard it this morning.

[SammyWinstonJack]

13. I am the tooth fairy!

Opps I actually was when my kids were small. LOL Sorry, I can't fabricate lies, especially when I know they are LIES and expect anyone with an IQ above room temp to believe them. But that's just me.

[LynneSin]

19. My room temp is around 65

which would make me still brighter than that idiot

:shrug:

[SammyWinstonJack]

32. But your IQ is much higher

Maybe that was a bad analogy?

[Bertha Venation]

14. I once flew to Boise, ID

in the cargo hold of a DC-10. I was in a large dog crate with earplugs, oxygen, and a down parka. It was an experiment to see if launching an ultra-low-fare airline would be feasible.

[LynneSin]

20. Let me guess, you convinced that guy to ship himself to Texas

You started that trend

[Bertha Venation]

25. Yeah. That was me.

Actually, I started the trend by convincing some young, common-senseless airhead back home that a new airline would save passengers money by gutting the fuselage and building in racks where wooden crates containing passengers would be stored. One passenger to a crate. Blanket and oxygen provided; for whatever else, you're on your own. $35 LAX to JFK.

She bought it. She told two people, and they told two people, and so on, and so on . . .

[Bundbuster]

15. Dick Cheney posts at DU

under the screen name "bundbuster."

[LynneSin]

18. Welcome to DU Bundbuster (aka Dick Cheney)

Hope you can donate to DU's fund drive. I mean I'm sure you've made millions off of those no-bid contracts with Halliburton in Iraq so you should be able to cough up $10-20 dollars

:shrug:

[Dogmudgeon]

21. My Secret Identity

I'm really BareKnuckled-El from the planet Krypton.

I was sent here to identify and neutralize all the Green Kryptonite -- or was it the Red Kryptonite? -- so that my people may escape from the coming destruction of our planet by settling here on the Earth.

We are prepared to share all of our advanced technology with you, and protect you from the evil lord Zod and his minions, and all we ask of you is posession of Baffin Island, on which we will build our Kryptonian Utopia.

I also know who put the bomp in the bomp-shoo-bomp, and who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

--bkl

[baldguy]

23. I'm the starting forward with the Harlem Globetrotters

Call me Curly.

[woofless]

24. I am actually 35 years old,

well proportioned and energetic. My hair is still brown and my teeth are solid, straight and white as new snow.

(Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.)

Woof

[ComerPerro]

26. I taught Trey Anastasio how to play the guitar

Everything he knows, everything he does on stage or on an album...

That's me. I taught him that.

I am very proud of my student.

[Jack Rabbit]

27. I'm really a cute little bunny

My portrait courtesy of the Arizona Daily Star

[LynneSin]

28. Can I adopt you? My cat needs a friend

:evilgrin:

[Jack Rabbit]

30. Sure, I know how to handle cats

My cousin, Bugs Bunny, introduced me to Sylvester. The three of us went out for a few drinks and discussed things like that.

Sylvester's quite a character, but I think celebrity is hard on him. I shouldn't say this, but he keeps a stash of catnip around. It's really the best stuff, if you know what I mean. Being a big Hollywood celebrity makes it easy for him to buy off the narcs.

[Edge]

29. I'm a used sock...

named Mr. Socko. People use me to shove into others mouths and force them into submission. I live in someone's pants all day long.

Would you believe that?

[LynneSin]

31. If you were at my place a few hours earlier....

I would have tossed you in the wash and got you all spiffy clean

:D

[Edge]

36. Mr. Socko doesn't like to be clean.

:D

[NewHampster]

33. The Supreme Court Ruled For Al Gore

In the Presidential Election of 2000

But due to hanging chads on the butterfly ballots the court uses, a new intern misread the vote and the results were released in reverse order from what was voted.

In an emergency private session that same day, the court unnanimously decided that the honor of the US Supreme Court outweighed other considerations and voted to let the decision stand as announced.


Its True!







:wtf:

[DoctorBombay]

34. I won the 1983 World Series of Poker

My picture is on the wall at Binion's in Las Vegas. Or whatever they're calling it now after it got raided.

[NNadir]

35. I once time traveled to interview Napoleon for my high school paper.