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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:02 PM Original message |
Tom Cruise left message on Jennifer Garner's answering machine "asking if she knew what freedom was" |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
1. Man, Jennifer Garner dodged that bullet. |
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stuntcat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
2. (I want to slap him and slap him) |
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Dr. Strange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. Do it! For Xenu. |
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Crazy Dave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:32 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. Me too |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. My most fervent hope |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:29 PM Response to Original message |
5. When I was in seventh grade, I passed a note |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:55 PM Response to Reply #5 |
15. she thought you were Superman? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:36 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. She thought I was Clark Kent |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:56 PM Response to Reply #5 |
16. And that girl grew up to be... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:35 PM Response to Reply #16 |
22. 14 and pregnant |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
6. What an asshole. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
8. Can someone explain the step-stool and alphabet-blocks to me? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:39 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Tom is short. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:42 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. he's short. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:45 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Ah. I was hoping for something clever, and missed the obvious. n/t |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:47 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. well, it is thesuperficial...clever they ain't |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:25 PM Response to Reply #13 |
20. i think at some point -- we all hoped for something clever from him. |
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Ediacara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:42 PM Response to Original message |
10. Uh, I'm Tom's height and I have no trouble at the sink or in a car.... |
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Droopy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:14 PM Response to Reply #10 |
19. I agree |
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Amerigo Vespucci (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
24. No, I just copied and pasted what the author at "The Superficial" wrote |
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Ediacara (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:42 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Oh, I see now, I misunderstood who's comment that was |
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Steven_S (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
12. Little message to Tom.... |
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hisownpetard (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 02:59 PM Response to Reply #12 |
17. Couldn't have 'said' it better myself! |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
18. would the mothership take her to freedom? |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jan-15-08 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
21. I need to know how that talentless hack got to where he is.... |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jan-16-08 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
26. he blew it...by law, any phone message to Jennifer Garner must have the following words/phrases: |
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