My daughter's school Principal told my wife this story...it is hilarious.

[driver8]

A parent came to the Principal to complain about a boy in her son's class. The meeting went something like this:

Parent: "Dr. Smith, Johnny keeps telling my son that is father is a porn star. I don't think
this is appropriate and I want it to stop, now!

Principal: "But Mrs. Jones, there is nothing I can do."

Parent: "Why not?"

Principal: "Because Johnny's father is a porn star!"

Ahhh...the joys of public education in Los Angeles.

[huskerlaw]

1. Hahahahahaha

Do you live in Chatsworth? ;)

[driver8]

2. Ha Ha -- no, I don't live in Chatsworth.

Hey, I have a question for you. You mentioned the other day that you are teaching classes -- where do you teach? One of our friends is a professor at Southwestern.

[huskerlaw]

3. I prefer not to say here...

lest one of my students see it, but I'll send you a PM.

:hi:

[driver8]

4. Thanks -- got it!!

By the way, we need to have a So. Cal. DU get together -- soon!!

[northzax]

5. I prefer this version

Miss Smith, a new teacher, asks her class what their fathers do for a living.

Little Katie says "Fireman"
Little Stevie says "policeman"
finally it is little Johnny's turn. "My father plays piano in a whorehouse"
Miss Smith is shocked, and goes to talk to his father after school. "Little Johnny says you play piano in a whorehouse, is this true?"
"well, no, really I'm a corporate lawyer, but how do you explain something like that to a kid?"

thanks, I'll be here all week. don't forget to tip your waitresses. try the veal!

[Zookeeper]

6. ......

:spray:

[Hand]

7. Here's another!

A teacher says to her class, "Today we'll talk about what your fathers do. Jane, what does your father do?"

Jane: My father's a policeman.

Teacher: Very good. Mikey, what does your father do?

Mikey: My father's an accountant.

Teacher: Very good. Johnny, what does your father do?

Johnny: Um... my father's dead, ma'am.

Teacher: Oh, I'm so sorry. What did he do before he died?

Johnny: Oh... well, he sort of fell back in bed and said, "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

:rofl: :spank:

[edbermac]

8. Here's mine:

David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc.

Finally the teacher got to David and asked him about his father. He replied: "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher was shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took David outside the classroom to ask him "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

[driver8]

9. Ha Ha -- I like that one!! n/t

[eppur_se_muova]

12. LOL! nt

[ironflange]

10. This is a true story

Many years ago, my mom had a class, grade 2 or 3, write a description of a family member. One kid wrote "My uncle is half-balled." :rofl: I wonder how he knew.

[driver8]

11. Ha Ha -- that is classic! n/t

[marzipanni]

13. I taught college students how to cut mats and mount photos, drawings, etc., in the craft center,

When he filled out the class registration form during the first class, one student wrote, 'Mating and Mounting'. LOL!